20 Hilariously Relatable Tweets About HGTV

I feel like HGTV is a little “the good, the bad, and the ugly”. The good, because it can give you so many great ideas and tips to spruce up your home a bit. The bad, because it can make you want things way out of your budget, and the ugly, well, that’s pretty much the couples that fight on every single episode of House Hunters!

That being said, if you’re stuck in a bed sick for a day or two, it’s a fun way to pass the time, and maybe learn a little something in the process.

I’ve rounded up the funniest tweets about all things HGTV…hope they bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 Right?? Same.

On HGTV they can flip a house in a month and I've been "getting ready to vacuum" for the past two weeks.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 16, 2018

#2 LOL!

I want an HGTV show called “How Do You Like Your Open Concept Now?”
— Lara Dodds (@LaraDodds) April 9, 2020

#3 Same…

I'm "I have strong opinions about the choices people make on HGTV" years old.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2017

#4 It’s funny because it’s true!

*HGTV*
Host: what do you guys do?
Husband: I stare at birds
Wife: I also stare at birds
Host: what's your budget?
Husband: 1 billion dollars
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) September 17, 2018

#5 Right??

I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2015

#6 That’s gonna be a high number right there…

I want them to release the divorce rates on house hunters couples
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 14, 2022

#7 How astute LOL…

woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"
— daniel chamberlain (@amfmpm) June 18, 2022

#8 Imagine??

I’m going to yell at HGTV the way my husband yells at sports like, “YOU’RE REALLY GOING WITH OPEN SHELVING IN THE KITCHEN, JOANNE! GET IT TOGETHER!!”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 18, 2022

#9 Right??

I may be picky, but I’m not HGTV couple in their 30s touring and complaining about layouts of multi-million dollar homes on remote islands picky
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) March 4, 2024

#10 My husband can relate…

The problem with HGTV is it lets my wife know about a whole new world of home improvement projects I also cannot do.
— The Dad (@thedad) July 22, 2021

#11 Everybody has a show now LOL…

My wife said “mid-century modern” a bunch of times while we were looking at backsplashes and now she is the host of a new show on HGTV.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 8, 2022

#12 That actually does sound like some of the people on House Hunters!

Drawing with my daughter is like being a real estate agent for the most picky buyer on House Hunters.

– "I want it to have 1 hundred million windows on top."
– "That tree needs to grow cupcakes on it."
– "I want the house to be pink."
– "It needs a unicorn by the rollercoaster."
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) December 12, 2019

#13 Too funny!

My 5-year-old asked if her doll house is open concept.

No more watching HGTV in front of the kids.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2018

#14 I mean, those guys ARE pretty handy…

My mom's no longer even trying to hide the fact that she prefers The Property Brothers to her own sons.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 15, 2020

#15 LOL…

How long must I stand in Home Depot waiting for someone from HGTV to ask me if I want a home make-over? It’s been hours.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) June 29, 2018

#16 Lucky mom! I was stuck watching Disney Princess movies when my kids were 5…

5 YO: “Mom, can you turn on the show where they fix houses and turn old houses into new houses?”

Well, it’s taken five years, but my work here is done.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) March 15, 2020

#17 Agreed!

One of the best parts of marriage is having someone to hate the couples on House Hunters with.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 10, 2020

#18 Maybe just a tad bit unrealistic…

House Hunters:
“Well I gotta be near the beach. A heliport would be a plus. I need 9 bedrooms, an IMAX theater & a moat. My budget is $314.”
— rob fee (@robfee) August 15, 2014

#19 Right? How can we hire their contractors?

The quote HGTV hosts get for new cabinets: $4000.

The quote real people get for the same cabinets: $17,000
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 15, 2022

#20 Pretty much!

HGTV has ruined houses, every house now is just one giant room with a kitchen island in the middle.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 16, 2022