20 Hilarious Tweets About HGTV That Had Everyone Laughing

On HGTV they can flip a house in a month and I've been "getting ready to vacuum" for the past two weeks.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 16, 2018

I want an HGTV show called “How Do You Like Your Open Concept Now?”

— Lara Dodds (@LaraDodds) April 9, 2020

I'm "I have strong opinions about the choices people make on HGTV" years old.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2017

*HGTV*
Host: what do you guys do?
Husband: I stare at birds
Wife: I also stare at birds
Host: what's your budget?
Husband: 1 billion dollars

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) September 17, 2018

I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2015

I want them to release the divorce rates on house hunters couples

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 14, 2022

woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"

— daniel chamberlain (@amfmpm) June 18, 2022

I’m going to yell at HGTV the way my husband yells at sports like, “YOU’RE REALLY GOING WITH OPEN SHELVING IN THE KITCHEN, JOANNE! GET IT TOGETHER!!”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 18, 2022

I may be picky, but I’m not HGTV couple in their 30s touring and complaining about layouts of multi-million dollar homes on remote islands picky

— McDad (@mcdadstuff) March 4, 2024

The problem with HGTV is it lets my wife know about a whole new world of home improvement projects I also cannot do.

— The Dad (@thedad) July 22, 2021

My wife said “mid-century modern” a bunch of times while we were looking at backsplashes and now she is the host of a new show on HGTV.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 8, 2022

Drawing with my daughter is like being a real estate agent for the most picky buyer on House Hunters.

– "I want it to have 1 hundred million windows on top."
– "That tree needs to grow cupcakes on it."
– "I want the house to be pink."
– "It needs a unicorn by the rollercoaster."

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) December 12, 2019

My 5-year-old asked if her doll house is open concept.

No more watching HGTV in front of the kids.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2018

My mom's no longer even trying to hide the fact that she prefers The Property Brothers to her own sons.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 15, 2020

How long must I stand in Home Depot waiting for someone from HGTV to ask me if I want a home make-over? It’s been hours.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) June 29, 2018

5 YO: “Mom, can you turn on the show where they fix houses and turn old houses into new houses?”

Well, it’s taken five years, but my work here is done.

— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) March 15, 2020

One of the best parts of marriage is having someone to hate the couples on House Hunters with.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 10, 2020

House Hunters:
“Well I gotta be near the beach. A heliport would be a plus. I need 9 bedrooms, an IMAX theater & a moat. My budget is $314.”

— rob fee (@robfee) August 15, 2014

The quote HGTV hosts get for new cabinets: $4000.

The quote real people get for the same cabinets: $17,000

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 15, 2022

HGTV has ruined houses, every house now is just one giant room with a kitchen island in the middle.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 16, 2022