Home Sweet Hilarity: 21 Funny Tweets About Neighborhood Life

A truck is here to cut a giant tree down in my neighbor’s yard, so now my husband has to cancel all his plans and stand by the window for the next 2 hours.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 15, 2022

My neighbor is always yelling at his son, Patrick. Like every day he is yelling for him to come inside.

Tonight I heard him say, “Patrick! Do NOT eat that dead squirrel!”

Turns out my neighbor has a dog named Patrick.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 27, 2021

I have a new neighbor that no one has seen during the day, but last night he mowed his lawn at 9pm while wearing a headlamp and I feel like this neighborhood group chat is about to turn into a 'Burbs situation

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 19, 2022

one of the neighborhood kids just leaned in through our door and said, “I’ve never smelled your house before. Smells normal.”

so, thank goodness for that.

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 3, 2022

Heard a rival dad in the neighborhood was handing out full size candy bars so now every trick-or-treater that comes to my door is getting an entire rotisserie chicken.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 26, 2019

Neighbor: Hi buddy, how you doing this morning?

My 3 year old: Good. My mom puts heavy things on me at night so I can’t move or get out of bed.

A weighted blanket. We gave him a weighted blanket.

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 27, 2020

I can see through my kitchen window that the divorcee next door has a handsome new boyfriend. I'm happy for both of us.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 4, 2022

What I said: Please bring your laundry downstairs.

What my son heard: Please drop your laundry from the second floor down into the foyer as I stand at the front door talking to our neighbor so a dirty balled up sock can bounce off my head and into her face.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 5, 2022

Every single time I mow my lawn my neighbor starts mowing his within ten minutes. Do I have a rival dad? Is this war?

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 29, 2023

Our new neighbors thought our wifi was our last name so they gave us a Christmas card addressed to the "Linksys Family" #MyWeirdNeighbor

— chundi (@flacidrapper) May 19, 2016

My neighbor passed me in the hallway and asked me if everything’s good. I said yea why. She said she heard me screaming at a man this morning for disrespecting me. So I had to explain to her than the large disrespectful man in question is actually a cat named Raheem

— Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) November 28, 2021

I bet my neighbor is pretty excited that the fall wreath he’s had on his front door since last fall is finally back in season.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) October 4, 2021

The late night fireworks neighbor gets the early morning leaf blower neighbor.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 5, 2021

My husband got a new grill for Father’s Day and to establish his dominance over all the other neighborhood dads he took the huge box with the picture on it to the curb even though our trash won’t be picked up for days.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) June 21, 2020

I yelled “go to bed” so loud that I put the neighbor’s kids to bed.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 2, 2021

Dudes watching each other to see who mows their lawn last before winter is the neighbor dad version of Survivor.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 11, 2022

I just got a text from my retired neighbor that the cookies my daughter requested are ready.

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 15, 2020

My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.

— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) February 6, 2020

I didn't want to get into an argument with our neighbor so I subtly renamed our wifi "WHAT THE HELL, CRAIG? DON'T START CUTTING YOUR GRASS BEFORE 8:00 AM!"

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) June 28, 2021

Our neighbor added a spot in his fence so his dog can say hi to us and this is what my pictures will consist of from now on. pic.twitter.com/lJKb0xaHDi

— Julie Weatherbee (@juliewbee) August 26, 2019