20 Funny Posts From Parents

My daughter spent an hour watching kitchen restock videos and now she’s scrubbing and reorganizing our refrigerator so sometimes screen time isn’t the worst thing

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 8, 2024

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied,
"Just you, me, and the principal.

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) September 10, 2024

It’s only 9am, & I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) September 2, 2024

"How was your day mom?" is teenager for I need something that costs money.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) November 12, 2019

bought my 4yo a clock that turns green when he could wake me up for in hopes of sleeping in this vacation but he was standing over me at 5:35 am to tell me, "mommy i unplugged the clock."

— emily may (@emilykmay) June 24, 2025

“Hi, I’m calling to make an appointment for my daughter. Her birthday is xx-xx-19.”

“Was she born in 1919 or 2019?”

“What do you think, if she’s my daughter?”

— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) June 25, 2025

My teen is an extrovert and I don’t know what I did to deserve this.

— krista (@kristabellerina) June 25, 2025

And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.

— Kristen (@Kica333) June 26, 2025

Been waving to the nice looking stroller mommy walking the neighborhood every morning, feeling like I should introduce myself. Today I almost did, but as I got close I realized there is a dog in that stroller

— anise (@AniseNot) September 10, 2024