25 of the Funniest Quips From Women This Week

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 16, 2025

Got a new sponge today and was really excited because it was so scrubby and god being an adult is depressing

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 18, 2025

that's my emotional support screenshot of something i'm definitely going to forget but i'm convinced i need to remember

— via (@atrophicbtrfly) June 20, 2025

Camping? I spend most of my time avoiding bugs why would I go to their house?

— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) June 20, 2025

What’s the funniest thing you’ve gotten scolded for in a 1:1 at work? “Please stop saying ‘That’s why they pay me the medium bucks’ every time someone says “Thank you” it’s making people uncomfortable” comes to mind for me

— Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) June 19, 2025

I mowed my yard, got the mower put away, garage closed, back in the house and THEN it started pouring rain. This must be what elation feels like for a man.

— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) June 18, 2025

Just got an air fryer so we’re currently in the “put everything we have in the air fryer to see how it tastes” air fryer phase

— celia (@_celia_bedelia_) June 15, 2025

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has instantaneous, huge payoff

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 16, 2025