20 of the Funniest Posts About Married Life in June 2025

My husband is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $92 on DoorDash

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 9, 2025

I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.

— Kate Melvin (@RealKateMelvin) June 16, 2025

Husband: *walks into glass door*

Me: Did you leave a nose print? I just cleaned that.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 6, 2025

Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!?

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) June 7, 2025

When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 12, 2025

My husband has been taking our baby on walks and coming home with both of them soaking wet, telling me they found a splash pad for kids. I finally went with him the other night. It was not a splash pad. This grown man has been climbing into a public fountain with our child.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 20, 2025

I mowed the lawn last week for the first time in my life. My husband thinks it’s still his job. No way. That’s my chore now. Morning air, alone outside? I’m mowing the lawn until I die

— MWT (@mountainwesttax) June 28, 2025