Just some funny and relatable posts from women, hope these bring you some laughs!
Janene
#1
Eating a salad for lunch is good if you want to feel healthy and smug for the first hour and then filled with hangry rage for the next three.
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) May 25, 2024
#2
every time I leave the house and walk around in the sun I’m like wait. WAIT. staying inside sitting in a chair all day might actually be really bad for me
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 23, 2024
#3
my friend: i really need your advice
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 19, 2024
me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person
#4
I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 5, 2024
#5
the way they’re selling paper towels should be illegal you can’t just keep writing 6 paper towel rolls are 14 paper towel rolls I’m sick of being jerked around
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) May 26, 2024
#6
what’s the opposite of a roast I would like to gather my friends and have them all say nice things about me
— Shannon (@shannonpurser) May 21, 2024
#7
I never say never. Unless someone asks me when I want to go camping. Then the answer will always be “Never”.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 21, 2024
#8
my dad has called 13 times since my mom went out of town. last night we learned how to order something on amazon and tonight we learned how to watch apple tv. i think im accidentally running a virtual summer school for dads.
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) May 23, 2024
#9
losing friends left and right to the pickleball epidemic
— maha (@mahaaaay) May 26, 2024
#10
i feel like the craziest generation to live in would be if you’re born in the late 1880s and travel in covered wagon as a child and then when you’re very old in 1969 you see a man walk on the moon on tv
— grace (@agneswickfields) May 22, 2024
#11
having siblings is so funny. you're like yeah of course i love them but once when i was little they zipped me into a suitcase and pushed me down the stairs
— trash jones (@jzux) June 11, 2024
#12
might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 21, 2024
#13
My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 20, 2024
#14
I hate when a new season of a tv show starts without a recap of what happened last season. you expect me to remember? my brain is a little puddle of apple sauce sloshing around my skull. I have lived many lives since then. please just tell me what I need to know
— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) June 6, 2024
#15
I don’t know why Apple is charging me 7.99 , 3.99 and 10.99 and I will never know. frankly that is none of my business
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 23, 2024
#16
One time at a party this girl and I realized we were wearing the exact same jeans, but mine were a little too big for me and hers were a little too small for her. So we went to the bathroom and traded. Both fit perfectly. Very professional, we didn’t speak the rest of the night
— sydney (@mornings0da) May 19, 2024
#17
My daughter had a before school donut party for track and an after school ice cream party for orchestra so I asked her if she had anything else coming up?
— floorboard (@StruggleDisplay) May 24, 2024
My 10 y/o as he walks by… “Diabetes probably.”
#18
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 23, 2024
#19
#20
2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything pic.twitter.com/qjvrrp9SkH
— Jenni (@hashjenni) May 21, 2024
