25 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

The neighbor girl told my kid she wouldn’t come over until he’d taken a shower, and I feel like this is an invaluable service

— meghan (@deloisivete) February 22, 2026

Settle down parents yelling, "TRAVEL" at a 1st grade basketball game.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 22, 2026

Taking three 14 year-olds vintage clothes shopping today and just overheard, “Who the heck is Tommy Hilfiger?” I’m going to need a moment to myself.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 22, 2026

My 5 year old daughter was brushing her teeth last night. I had noticed she had drawn on the wall in the other room. I called her name and she yelled back “I didn’t draw on the wall.” All I did was say her name. Kids are terrible liars

— Dave (@tufdave) February 25, 2026

[on the ride home from a trampoline park]

Kid: How come we never DO anything?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 24, 2026

Me: “How many kids were in your ballet class today?”

4yo: “I couldn’t count them.”

Me: “Okay, guess.”

4yo: “65? 2?”

— Faye L Root (@littlebayschool) February 23, 2026

My 4 year old is wide awake when she should be sleeping. Her reasons

1. She already slept a lot this year
2. She snuck a sip of Dr Pepper last week and has caffeine in her body
3. She’s thinking about being 65 and can do fun things whenever she wants

— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) February 26, 2026