20 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Life in Your 40s and 50s

I'm "used to wrap text books in supermarket brown bag book covers and doodle on them during class" years old.

— Danny (@Mardigroan) April 8, 2022

Nothing in life prepares you for getting out of a beanbag chair in your 50s.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 28, 2020

KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week

— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 11, 2023

Welcome to your fifties. Everyone sits down at the concerts you go to now.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) March 26, 2021

They say people stop taking risks in their 40s but we just started a new jigsaw puzzle on our second-to-last day at the beach.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 29, 2020

My wife turns 50 next week and I’m wrapping her presents in AARP magazine pages.

On a scale of one to I’m so dead, how is this going to go over?

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 10, 2022

Welcome to your fifties. You’re an expert on bagels now.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) November 30, 2020

I'm at the age where I can't shut up about how I had a coupon and it was on sale.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 29, 2018

Welcome to your 40s: you go to the doctor because your knee hurts and leave with a colonoscopy appointment.

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) December 8, 2023

Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event.

Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 26, 2024

Welcome to your fifties, you now diet just to not gain weight.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) July 28, 2021

Them: hey wanna go to the movies later?

Me: sure what time?

Them: 8:30

Me: *laughs in over 40*

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 8, 2024

Some people think your forties are lame but later today we are going to Costco and getting an entire case of this green tea that I tried last weekend and really enjoyed.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 14, 2020

Welcome to your 40s – you now think every car has its brights on.

— Sweet Momifluous (@sweetmomissa) December 14, 2019

Reached that age where watching the Grammys makes me feel like I just woke up from a 25 year coma and have no idea what is going on.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 27, 2020

I want to apologize to all the 50 yr old people I called old when I was 18.

— Linda (@turtledumplin) March 5, 2024

By the age of 40, you should have 60,000 variations of the same password.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 30, 2021

We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 25, 2021

Someone asked me what I did this weekend like I’m some sort of mountain climber.

I’m 50 years old Conner, I was on a heating pad eating nachos.

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 8, 2022