21 Funny Posts For Some Laughs Today

just went the to asian grocery store and this one guy kept looking over and following me but i couldn’t really tell who it was because i wasn’t wearing my contacts and so i was really creeped out… it was my bf who also wasn’t wearing his contacts and wasn’t sure it was me

— rin (@serrendipities) February 23, 2026

Man, I just don’t know how to act around fresh baked chocolate chip cookies

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 26, 2026

Today I saved the life of a small child who was trying to make cinnamon toast with Cayenne pepper.

— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) February 24, 2026

I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap snacks out of my hand.

— 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 (@lifeofstelynn) February 24, 2026

one time i went on a first date with a guy who was 6’7 and he was waiting for me outside the bar and I handed him my ID because I thought he was the bouncer

— trash jones (@jzux) February 24, 2026

What am I going to do with my one wild and precious life? Laundry, apparently.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) February 24, 2026

my grandmother fell this morning and we had to call 911 and the firemen came and were kind and gentle and she just said to me in the ER, "there were 5 men in my bedroom this morning. spread that around!"

— emily may (@emilykmay) February 26, 2026

It’s not truly a junk drawer until you have a bag of rubber bands, instructions for things you no longer own, a half-used tube of dried-out super glue, pens with questionable utility, and at least five likely dead AA batteries.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 24, 2026

One of my Kindergartners asked me if I was a mom today and I said “No, but I want to be a mom one day!” And she proceeded to give me advice on how to find a husband. 😂

— 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐡 (@BasedZillenial) February 28, 2026