20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House
There’s a quote that says, “Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life”, and anybody that’s been married long enough knows that ain’t wrong!
And despite this post, I’m not just talking about husbands annoying wives, it obviously goes both ways.
Actually, if I’m being really honest, I will tell you that I am WAY more annoying than my husband (but don’t tell him I admitted that) LOL.
A sense of humor is a must in a marriage, so shout out to all the funny women below who are sharing theirs with us. At the very least, I like feeling I am not alone in my grievances!
#1 Hey, I have that same exact talent!
My husband said we’d run out of kitchen towel so I performed that mind blowing magic trick where I got another one from the cupboard they’ve been stored in since we moved into this house 9 years ago I am very talented
I was really cranky and my husband asked if I was about to get my period and I said “JUST BC A WOMAN IS CRANKY DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S ABOUT TO GET HER PERIOD” but then I did get my period and I had to pretend I didn’t get my period so I didn’t have to admit that’s why I was cranky
#9 I don’t know, but you would win in a court of law…
Husband comes into the kitchen while I'm making dinner and turns down the heat on the stove and starts explaining how to use heat on a stove. What divorce code section would this fall under?
My husband decided to learn Moonlight Sonata on the piano and he’s been playing it nonstop for over two hours now. I think this is how true crime novels begin.
My husband chose this weekend to attempt to build a stone patio for his grill. Anyhoooo I’m just watching him destroy our backyard two days before an outdoor party we are throwing. It’s fine. Everything is fine. Perfectly. Fine.
My husband was snoring while napping on the couch so I nudged him to stop, then he woke up and immediately went into the kitchen and loudly ate a bowl of cereal. It was like a “most-hated sounds of marriage” compilation.
