21 Funny Tweets to Kick Off Spring With Some Laughs

6-year-old: It's spring.

Me: Yeah.

6: It's still cold.

Me: Yeah.

6: That wasn't the deal.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 21, 2019

I always think my feelings are SO COMPLICATED but then Spring happens and I’m like oh no wait I’m fine

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 27, 2023

It’s a beautiful day, so make sure to go outside and feel like you are going to die from allergies.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 19, 2022

After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we’re only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable from our garden.

— Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar) May 23, 2021

I've found the perfect way to keep my plants healthy. I leave them at the garden center as nature intended.

— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) May 7, 2022

The first day of Spring men take their four pairs of cargo shorts from the bottom drawer and put them in the top drawer.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 20, 2022

My 9-year-old found out its supposed to snow this week, even though it's spring.

She told me that's "unacceptable."

I think she'd like to speak to a manager.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 6, 2022

"I really like our spring wreath this year"

Is a thing I instinctively say because I'm finally getting good at marriage.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 7, 2019

Threw out my rotten Halloween pumpkin today so my spring cleaning is done

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 22, 2021

I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 5, 2021

Asked my son what he thought his kindergarten teacher did over spring break. He informed me that teachers "pretty much just sit there and wait for the students to come back."

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 18, 2022

There are 2 types of people in a marriage: the person who wants to start a vegetable garden and the person who absolutely doesn't but ends up doing most of the work anyway

— The Dad (@thedad) June 10, 2020

[spring break]

5-year-old: When do we have to go back to school?

Me: Monday.

5: *slides me a penny* When now?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2018

Six year old: I’m so glad it’s spring
Me; Yeah me too
Six year old: The woods is growing over all the secrets of winter now
Me:

— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) April 29, 2022

Only in the Midwest can you break out your spring clothes and then immediately replace them with your winter clothes

— Mom With No Plan (@MomWithNoPlan) March 25, 2022

The kids are officially off for 11 days, & I already ruined my son’s entire spring break by telling him he had to put the garbage cans out to the curb.

Can’t wait until he realizes the recycling goes out, too.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 17, 2019

13- It’s officially Spring Break!
Me- You have anything planned?
13- I refuse to use my brain at all this week
Me- You’re off to a great start son

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) March 12, 2021

I enjoy imagining how beautiful my garden would be if I were a different person

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 10, 2021

Spring is here!!!
I'm so excited I wet my plants 🪴

— SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 (@Sarahboppitybop) September 1, 2023

The first sight of Midwest spring as the regional flower begins to bloom pic.twitter.com/BenJPpVYM3

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) March 16, 2024

This is Stanley. He's very excited because today is the first day of spring. It's going to be a great day, he can just feel it. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/XqI8El03x7

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 19, 2024

DC in the spring is unmatched! Take that “city kids never experience nature” people. Because of this, my son asked me why bees eat flowers and I did a BAD job explaining it to him. (Probably bc I was raised in a city.) pic.twitter.com/6dvPkWs5YQ

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 14, 2023