Happy Spring! Hope you’ve got a little sunshine where you are.
I’ve rounded up 20 funny and relatable tweets about this time of year.
Enjoy!
Janene
#1
6-year-old: It's spring.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 21, 2019
Me: Yeah.
6: It's still cold.
Me: Yeah.
6: That wasn't the deal.
#2
I always think my feelings are SO COMPLICATED but then Spring happens and I’m like oh no wait I’m fine
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 27, 2023
#3
It’s a beautiful day, so make sure to go outside and feel like you are going to die from allergies.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 19, 2022
#4
After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we’re only three to four weeks away from enjoying a single 25¢ vegetable from our garden.
— Bizarre Lazar (@BizarreLazar) May 23, 2021
#5
I've found the perfect way to keep my plants healthy. I leave them at the garden center as nature intended.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) May 7, 2022
#6
The first day of Spring men take their four pairs of cargo shorts from the bottom drawer and put them in the top drawer.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 20, 2022
#7
My 9-year-old found out its supposed to snow this week, even though it's spring.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 6, 2022
She told me that's "unacceptable."
I think she'd like to speak to a manager.
#8
"I really like our spring wreath this year"
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 7, 2019
Is a thing I instinctively say because I'm finally getting good at marriage.
#9
Threw out my rotten Halloween pumpkin today so my spring cleaning is done
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 22, 2021
#10
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 5, 2021
#11
Asked my son what he thought his kindergarten teacher did over spring break. He informed me that teachers "pretty much just sit there and wait for the students to come back."
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 18, 2022
#12
There are 2 types of people in a marriage: the person who wants to start a vegetable garden and the person who absolutely doesn't but ends up doing most of the work anyway
— The Dad (@thedad) June 10, 2020
#13
[spring break]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2018
5-year-old: When do we have to go back to school?
Me: Monday.
5: *slides me a penny* When now?
#14
The first step to spring cleaning is laying down on the couch to take a nap. I don’t make the rules.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) May 18, 2023
#15
Gardening seems so relaxing until you try it and realize it’s grueling, filthy, buggy, disappointing, you’re terrible at it, and nature hates you. But alas, here you are again, you delusional fool, elbow deep in spring dirt, declaring “I think this is my year for pumpkins.”
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 20, 2024
#16
spring pros: pretty much everything
— trash jones (@jzux) April 22, 2024
spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup
#17
I enjoy imagining how beautiful my garden would be if I were a different person
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 10, 2021
#18
Spring is here!!!
— SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 (@Sarahboppitybop) September 1, 2023
I'm so excited I wet my plants 🪴
#19
The first sight of Midwest spring as the regional flower begins to bloom pic.twitter.com/BenJPpVYM3
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) March 16, 2024
#20
This is Stanley. He's very excited because today is the first day of spring. It's going to be a great day, he can just feel it. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/XqI8El03x7
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 19, 2024
