21 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Will Take You Back to Your School Days

when i was in elementary school we learned about a shape called a rhombus & that was the last time i ever heard about that shape ever again

— Sunshine Jarboly (@SunshineJarboly) January 17, 2024

me: how do i do my taxes?

public school: shut up and square dance

— francis wolf (@francisxwolf) March 5, 2023

I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair

— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) October 3, 2016

schools were really making kids eat pizza with milk at 11am

— cryptic incognito (@CrypticNoHoes) August 13, 2021

Remember when they drilled “Stop, Drop and Roll” into us so hard in elementary school that you grew up believing that catching on fire was a lot less of an “If” and more of a “When” situation?

— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) October 16, 2022

kids who wouldn’t let you borrow a pencil in class won’t let you merge on the highway now

— Mia (@MAC9223) November 8, 2023

DO NOT COPY FROM THE TEXTBOOK

Textbook: “He died in 1990”

Me: “In 1990 he died”

— A 🐼 (@Khanage9) September 6, 2020

My third grade self could've been doing much more beneficial things then learning cursive for half a year

— J (@JVCKJ) April 18, 2015

I'm "used to wrap text books in supermarket brown bag book covers and doodle on them during class" years old.

— Danny (@Mardigroan) April 8, 2022

it is kinda of crazy that you'd be sitting at your desk in elementary school and your teeth would just start falling out

— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) March 3, 2024

when I was in the first grade we had a half-hour every day where everything stopped and the class spent half an hour silently reading a book of our own choosing and I feel we should go back to that.

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) January 30, 2024

Remember when teachers used to say 'You won’t have a calculator everywhere you go.' Well, we showed them.

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) February 11, 2015

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) April 3, 2019

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— MicheleWojciechowski (@TheMicheleWojo) February 26, 2024

The good old days pic.twitter.com/NQsfKfrG9x

— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 7, 2024

Today’s kids will never know the thrill of seeing who had your textbook the previous year. pic.twitter.com/qeU6v99lZy

— The Modest Teacher (@ModestTeacher) February 5, 2024