20 Hilarious Tweets About the Struggles of Diet and Exercise

So I’m thinking most people can relate to the daily struggle that is trying to maintain a healthy diet and exercise routine.

I know I sure can, especially since I turned 50 and my metabolism seems to have taken a dive off a cliff!

I’ve rounded up the funniest tweets I could find about diet and exercise…so have some laughs and know you are not alone!

Janene

#1

Do people who run marathons know they don’t have to?
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) March 23, 2019

#2

Adulthood is when you constantly diet and exercise so you can maintain being 20lbs overweight
— Bart (@bartandsoul) May 16, 2022

#3

My go-to workout is 30 minutes of cardio followed by 5 years of rest.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 18, 2022

#4

I didn't gain weight, I am just another victim of inflation
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 23, 2022

#5

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014

#6

Nurse: “Have you had any unexplained weight gain this past year?”

Me: “No, there are explanations.”
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) June 8, 2021

#7

At this point, my goal weight is just to look good in a seatbelt.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 27, 2018

#8

trying the new “baked potato diet.” It’s just eating as many baked potatoes as I want and feeling happy
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 26, 2022

#9

My diet logic:

I already failed by eating one cookie.

Might as well eat 75 more.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 7, 2017

#10

Taking breaks from exercise, or rest days, is very important to a fitness regimen. I’m on rest day 532 and I feel great.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 14, 2022

#11

Some couples exercise together.

My wife and I send each other articles when we're sitting in the same room.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 7, 2022

#12

DOCTOR: How often do you exercise?
ME: 3 times
DOCTOR: A week? A month?
ME: I have given my answer
— The Dad (@thedad) September 7, 2018

#13

Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 5, 2015

#14

Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) March 11, 2017

#15

ATE A SALAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT

WELL IT WAS MOSTLY CROUTONS & TOMATOES.

WELL REALLY IT WAS JUST ONE BIG, ROUND CROUTON COVERED WITH TOMATO SAUCE. AND CHEESE.

FINE, IT WAS PIZZA. I ATE A PIZZA.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 24, 2021

#16

If by yoga you mean reaching the outlet to plug in my charger without getting out of bed, then yes, I do yoga
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 16, 2022

#17

Husband “I thought you were dieting?”

Me “I am”

Husband “You just ate 6 Oreos”

Me “Yes but I want to eat 12. See – Dieting”
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) March 16, 2018

#18

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 6, 2020

#19

I’m letting the new exercise bike get acclimated to its new environment before I put laundry on it. pic.twitter.com/pTPSoPEhDo
— Sooz (@CruisinSoozan) December 31, 2019

#20

intermittent fasting? i just slept 7 hours without a snack what more do you want from me?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2021

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