20 Hilariously Relatable Tweets for National Exercise Day

Do people who run marathons know they don’t have to?

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 23, 2019

Adulthood is when you constantly diet and exercise so you can maintain being 20lbs overweight

— Bart (@bartandsoul) May 16, 2022

My go-to workout is 30 minutes of cardio followed by 5 years of rest.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 18, 2022

My husband and I are having a Fitbit competition, so every day when he leaves for work I attach mine to our dog. I'm averaging 25,438 steps a day.

— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) September 27, 2018

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014

Just hiked to a waterfall in the middle of Maine and halfway through as I was starting to feel super proud about doing this somewhat difficult hike by myself a 70 year old woman passed me going the other way wearing flip flops and holding a bud light.

— maura quint (@behindyourback) August 7, 2022

Current fitness level: It took me two tries to stand up.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 23, 2017

If I complain about being out of shape I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) March 6, 2021

I read an article that a Peloton instructor said that for dessert they "split an orange with my significant other" and this is why I don't like fitness.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 13, 2021

Taking breaks from exercise, or rest days, is very important to a fitness regimen. I’m on rest day 532 and I feel great.

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 14, 2022

Some couples exercise together.

My wife and I send each other articles when we're sitting in the same room.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 7, 2022

DOCTOR: How often do you exercise?
ME: 3 times
DOCTOR: A week? A month?
ME: I have given my answer

— The Dad (@thedad) September 7, 2018

Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 5, 2015

I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I’m doing something like walking to the ice cream place.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 17, 2024

I don't want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) June 26, 2021

If by yoga you mean reaching the outlet to plug in my charger without getting out of bed, then yes, I do yoga

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 16, 2022

“It looks like you’re in the middle of a workout.”

– My passive-aggressive Apple Watch as I walk across a parking lot to my car

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) February 1, 2024

Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 17, 2015

can I just say I hate that working out gives u energy and mental clarity like… why couldn’t it have been sleeping and laying down why does it have to be exercise it’s so rude

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) August 11, 2023

Some people exercise before breakfast.

I've watched a show I didn't like because the remote fell on the floor.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 26, 2023