20 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Middle Age
Welcome to middle age…where the only thing getting thinner is your hair, your patience, and the line between your clothes and pajamas.
Fun fact: If you Google “when is middle age” (like I just did) you will get about a million conflicting articles, which when combined, puts middle age somewhere between the ages of 35-64. Approximately.
Regardless of the number, if you’re at the age, like me, where you’re now calling a 30 year old “a kid”, keep reading, because these funny tweets are for you…
#1 The circle of life…
12 yr old me: Some old lady yelled at me
25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid
Some people think middle age isn’t exciting but I put out a new bird feeder and seeing the first bird find it was better than most concerts I’ve been to.
When I was kid getting put to bed at 9:00 I couldn’t wait until I was a grown up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.
