Welcome to middle age…where the only thing getting thinner is your hair, your patience, and the line between your clothes and pajamas.
Fun fact: If you Google “when is middle age” (like I just did) you will get about a million conflicting articles, which when combined, puts middle age somewhere between the ages of 35-64. Approximately.
Regardless of the number, if you’re at the age, like me, where you’re now calling a 30 year old “a kid”, keep reading, because these funny tweets are for you…
#1 Why, yes they do!
#2 LOL…
#3 I cleaned out my closet. Fun times.
#4 I have the opposite problem, the older I get, the later I stay up…
#5 Yup, I have an unexplained bruise on my leg as we speak…
#6 What did people do before cell phones??
#7 I mean, as an introvert-ish person, that’s kind of always been my motto!
#8 So true, first thing I do at a hotel is check the pillows LOL…
#9 I’m embarrassed to admit how often I do this…
#10 Truth…
#11 When people used to ask me how old my kids were I would get “wow, you don’t look old enough to have a teenager”, and now I’ll say my oldest is 23 and nobody bats an eye, boo hoo!
#12 Pretty much…
#13 This one made me laugh because I do this all the time. What can I say, I like a good porch!
#14 Not to brag, but after cooking for 25 years, I’m pretty good at this by now…
#15 Totally…
#16 Throw in a hot flash and some weight gain and you’re there…
#17 Pretty sure I washed my hair twice the other day because of exactly this…
#18 Or your memories and your spouse’s memories get combined…
#19 Here’s hoping when the time comes, I’ll be that friend!
#20 If this is true, then yeah, I’m old…
