If you’re feeling like it’s already been a long week, take a little humor break with these 20 posts that made me laugh.
Wishing you a good rest of the week!
Janene
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Squeezing in 6 months worth of flossing in the next 36 hours in preparation for my dentist appointment.
— LL Gabagool Jay (@LLGabagoolJay) October 6, 2022
#4
My 5yo told me he's carrying coins in his pocket in case he runs into any guys he has to pay, and now I have questions
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 8, 2023
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I don't like it when when people text me in abbreviations at this old age. They'll be like "GM."
— Bill Vlachos (@grecianheat305) October 30, 2023
Well General Motors to you too.
#6
I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) September 1, 2017
#7
Sometimes having a toddler is difficult and sometimes as you’re pushing his stroller past a cluster of startled pigeons he casually says, “Don’t worry, birds, we’re not really giants.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) June 11, 2023
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Mom’s are geniuses 🤣 this lady on TikTok told her 4 year old son that if he willingly goes to school and behaves 5 days a week she’ll let him skip 2 days and do whatever he likes 🤣❤️ oh the day little man discovers the weekend there will be blood!😭
— Stallion 🐎 (@nosi____) July 19, 2024
#9
Doctor: You have a disease.
— Kristen (@Kica333) February 6, 2025
Me: Oh no!
Doctor: You can cure it with exercise.
Me: Oh no!
#10
Not me thinking about what I’m going to get for takeout as the cashier rings up my $350 worth of groceries.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) June 1, 2023
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why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby
— Redd (@ReddCinema) February 6, 2025
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don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me
— mar 🫶🏼 (@itsmariannnna) May 31, 2023
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Average Home Depot experience: 19 year old needs to page the store manager to ask which aisle the light bulbs are in
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) July 16, 2024
Average Ace Hardware experience: 79 year old walks you through every aisle of the store and after 4 hours you know how to build a house from the ground up
#14
I bought a Roomba to save an hour on vacuuming, now I’m spending two hours staring at Roomba vacuuming
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 9, 2023
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[Putting the exact same task on my weekly to-do list for the 16th week in a row] maybe this time
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) December 27, 2023
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Sometimes you think to yourself “I need a change in my life”. Then you go to your local supermarket and they’ve swapped everything around and you realise things were just fine as they were.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 9, 2023
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Bought some scrunchies from Sephora and the girl was like “have you used these before?”. I was like “yeah, I mean they’re just basically hair ties”. She said “yes, exactly!”.
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) February 7, 2025
Can’t stop thinking about it. Did I look like someone who has never tied up her hair before.
#18
My son just turned 2 and never stops talking but I can’t understand him 60% of the time, so he says things LOUDER and with more URGENCY.
— emily may (@emilykmay) May 17, 2023
Today, after saying it 89x, I figured out he was yelling “TWO ARMS!!!!!!!!”
Me: “…you have two arms?”
“YES!”
That was it.
#19
When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) January 31, 2025
#20
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 16, 2024
