Here’s a little round-up of some of the funny posts I thought you would enjoy.
Hope these bring you some laughs and hope you have a great week!
Janene
#1
My 5-year-old was coloring when she stopped, looked me directly in the eye, and said “I don’t want to do crimes," which SHOULD be reassuring but lemme tell ya… it is not
— The Dad (@thedad) October 15, 2023
#2
Can we talk about a unique privacy challenge parents face today? Between FaceTime and interactive games, my kid’s friends are de facto guests in my home at any time. It’s jarring when I yell at my kid for leaving socks on the counter and I’m met with a, “hi, Mrs P” from the iPad.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) October 23, 2023
#3
After folding all of the clothes I can only assume that I have 7 children and two husbands that I was not previously aware of.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 13, 2020
#4
This morning my son said his ear hurt. I asked, “On the inside or outside?” So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says, “Both.”
— Just Me…Dee🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub (@deelomas) January 2, 2023
Moments like this have me wondering if I’m saving too much for college…
#5
No one:
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) March 25, 2021
Absolutely no one:
My 4yo: When I was in your tummy it was super gross in there
#6
Regularly haunted by my own hubris – tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “really like bikes.” Anyways, it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France
— C. E. Aubin? (@ceaubin) October 25, 2023
#7
My 7yo has captured Monday energy perfectly.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 16, 2023
Today she woke up and said “mommy do you ever wake up and want to say bad words”
All the time baby girl. All. The. Time.
#8
If you’re thinking about having kids, just know that my kid followed behind me with a cupcake as I vacuumed.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) January 23, 2023
#9
3yo: Why do we have a room just for the toilet and the bath?
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 12, 2023
Me: So people can have privacy when they’re going to the bathroom or taking a shower.
3yo: Why would someone want that?
I think I’m beginning to understand the root of much of our disconnect.
#10
A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming “WHAT’S THAT” and a driving parent yelling “I CAN’T SEE WHAT YOU’RE POINTING AT” repeat until everyone is crying
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 2, 2023
#11
“Ohhh. Because it’s our dog’s birthday.”
— kindminds_smarthearts (@kindminds_) September 21, 2023
-my 5 yo son after noticing I was wearing a blouse rather than a t-shirt today
#12
Nothing makes me end a phone call more quickly than hearing an echo of my own voice.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 19, 2024
#13
Staying with my MIL. She’s trained crows to ring a bell in the morning when they’re ready for their tiny peanut butter sandwiches she makes them. I’m not sure there’s anything else to say.
— Katy Goforth (@MarchingFourth) April 27, 2023
#14
god I wish I was the person I believed I could be when I dumped this massive heap of clean laundry on my bed this morning
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) February 15, 2023
#15
The first time my daughter met her Great Aunt she turned to me and moistly whispered “I thought it was weird that you called her great, but I see it now”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 11, 2023
#16
(a movie starts and a character is there) my mom: who’s that
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 17, 2023
#17
I’m at the produce market and the smallest italian greyhound I have ever seen just snatched the remaining third of my croissant and the owner hissed AUDREY and they both ran away
— marrowing (@marrowing) June 3, 2023
#18
My 5 year old is going to be a witch for Halloween. But she doesn't want to wear a hat. No wig, either. The black dress? Too itchy. Oh, and she's not down with green makeup. The only part of the costume she likes is the broom. My 5 year old is going to be a janitor for Halloween.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 5, 2023
#19
Me: Your teacher said you clean up her desk everyday at school.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 18, 2023
7-year-old: Yeah.
Me: Why don't you clean up at home?
7: I come here to relax, not work.
#20
