15 Funny Tweets for National Cousins Day

Cousins are often your very first friends. I was lucky enough to grow up among many awesome cousins.

Sitting at the “kids table” with my cousins on holidays always guaranteed a fun time. Also, my cousins are some of the few people that understand just how crazy our family really is LOL.

I’ve rounded up some relatable tweets about cousins in honor of National Cousins Day – enjoy!

Janene

#1

I have 850 facebook friends and 699 of them are that same cousin that keeps forgetting her passwords.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) November 10, 2022

#2

[playing Hangman]
son: 3!
me: It has to be a letter
son: Oh. 9!
me *looks at wife* Are we cousins?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 2, 2018

#3

people who only have one or two cousins… where are the rest of them
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) July 14, 2021

#4

Make sure your mom gets a Facebook account if you enjoy having things like "DO YOU KNOW YOUR COUSIN JIM'S PHONE NUMBER" posted on your wall.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 27, 2017

#5

your cousins were either your closest childhood friends or people you’ve met maybe 7 times in your life
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) April 5, 2023

#6

8: “You know how Makayla and Abby are our cousins?”
Me: “Yeah”
8: “Did you know that WE’RE also THEIR cousins?!”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) October 6, 2023

#7

My daughter was really excited to surprise her cousin with a sleepover at the end of their playdate, so after an elaborate plan, written script, and forced rehearsals so no one forgot their lines, she told her within 10 seconds of getting in the car
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 1, 2024

#8

How to take a family picture with all the kids:
1. Get all the cousins together
2. Take 14k pictures
3. Forget it, there's always Christmas
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2017

#9

Everything my cousins know about me is based on info from when I was like 8. "So are you still super into Thomas the Tank Engine?" Bro I'm a full ass adult. I have a job, I pay bills. Are you serious? But yeah I still am pretty into Thomas.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) November 24, 2022

#10

My kids do a version of Stitch Fix. It's called Go Look in That Bag and See What Your Cousin Outgrew.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) August 22, 2017

#11

it’s so funny how my cousins automatically have to be friends and hangout with me
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 28, 2024

#12

The reason I learnt fractions as a kid was that I was the youngest amongst 11 cousins and 4 chocolates.
— Maddie! 🏤 🗺️ 🍷🩵 (@MadHatterMommy) January 26, 2022

#13

Cousin friendships are a big flex.
— mohan (@being_lowkey0) March 11, 2021

#14

There's no greater betrayal than when your cousins have other cousins. Like what the hell am I not good enough?
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 1, 2022

#15

My kids are sitting poolside stuffing their faces with Doritos after swimming for hours with their cousins. I about to tell them we are having wings for dinner. This is as good as it will get.
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 19, 2024

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