Happy National Love Your Pet Day! I have an almost 13-year-old Lab and an almost 2-year-old cat that bring me joy every single day. Cannot imagine life without pets!
I’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets about life with dogs and cats that I thought were all too relatable…enjoy!
Janene
#1
Me: Do you need to go outside?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 2, 2023
Dog:
Me: Outside?
Dog:
Me: Do you need to pee?
Dog:
Me: Go poop? Go outside?
Dog:
Me: Ugh. Fine.
Dog:
Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch]
Dog: You won’t believe this.
#2
I was waiting at the vet last week and an older couple came in to pick up their cat. Typical retired Vermonters – worn jeans, plaid shirts, LL Bean fleece vests. I would've guessed they were there for a Max, Luna, Toby, Bella, Oliver, etc, but no. They were there for SHADOW LORD.
— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 3, 2023
#3
My husband: I don’t want a dog. We don’t need a dog. We don’t have time for one.
— Lindsey Boylan (@LindseyBoylan) February 12, 2023
My husband 2 years later: I read an article about dog emotional well-being & we should stop saying goodbye when we leave because Truffle will be more sad. We don’t want her to worry when we’re out.
#4
my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors
— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 2, 2023
#5
I brought my dog in a bag on the subway today. Sat next to an older Chinese couple. The man starts giving him pats and scritches, delighted. Then he takes out his phone, types into his translator app, and flashes me the screen. It read: EVERYWHERE I GO DOGS LOVE ME THE MOST
— Boba Cyclist 정 (@BobaCyclist) May 24, 2023
😌
#6
My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) February 7, 2023
#7
I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap, but from the fridge's water purifier feature.
— Samantha Joel (@datingdecisions) May 7, 2019
"She'd do the same for me", he said.
#8
cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man 🙂
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020
#9
My friend whose dog I am watching has just text to say there is yoghurt lollies in the freezer for the dog if he wants them. Yoghurt lollies. For the dog. In the freezer. If he wants them.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 10, 2023
#10
My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.
— Victoria M. Walker (@vikkie) April 12, 2022
#11
what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) November 17, 2023
#12
Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 24, 2019
My dog: There’s no way I’m walking on wet grass.
#13
3-year-old: We need a kitty cat.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2017
Me: Why?
3-year-old: Because then we’ll have a kitty cat.
She makes a powerful argument.
#14
wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 14, 2019
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how
#15
I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.
— EMS💀 (@Turbo81) October 8, 2022
#16
For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat pic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm
— Eli Keren (@EliArieh) August 26, 2022
#17
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022
#18
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 31, 2023
#19
my husband, who did not grow up with dogs, just came to me very worried because the dog is not eating her food, but is begging for his, so "something must be wrong with her food, she's clearly hungry but only wants mine"
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) May 16, 2023
#20
40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this:
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 4, 2022
me: what?
wife: i was talking to the dog
#21
