20 of the Funniest Pet Tweets Last Month

orange cats are great, but it is important that we all recognize that every one of them would gleefully recline their seat on an airplane all the way back if they could, without feeling bad about it at all

— Dave Wagner (@Dbwagner104) December 24, 2023

my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors

— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 2, 2023

so I’m driving back from the shops and I see someone walking a corgi, and it’s pretty quiet so obviously I pull over to say hi, because, you know, corgi, and lads I had fully parked the car and gotten out before I realised

that the person was my husband and the corgi is my corgi

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) December 6, 2023

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) December 6, 2023

having a pet is so amazing. like can you guys believe there’s a little guy who lives in my house. who is forced to love me

— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) December 17, 2023

my bf dealing with his cats is so funny… they just started fighting and i heard him go “stop it! Did you really think that would solve the conflict?!” Like i bet they were so embarrassed

— Grace (@gracecamille_) December 21, 2023

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my dog to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 22, 2023

The amount of time it takes for a dog to find a place to poop is directly proportional to how hard it is raining.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 11, 2023

one of my fav parts of owning a cat is finding them in a spot they’ve never hung out in before I just found mine in the bathtub for the first time in the 5 years I’ve had her like okay girl it’s your world I’m just livin in it

— big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves) December 13, 2023

last night i was walking frankie and she started sniffing the air rly intently so i let her follow the trail cause i was like omg what if it’s a missing person?? we could save them!!! but no, it was a grilled cheese sandwich in a bush 😔

— maya ✡︎ (@mayaisfiya) December 31, 2023

Sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks

— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) December 29, 2023

I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” n it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

— tat 🪲 (@heluvstat) December 25, 2023

For the first time in 47 years, the Adams County SPCA in Pennsylvania is completely empty. All of their dogs got adopted. 14/10 for everyone ❤️ pic.twitter.com/OQp4Ip8fBi

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) December 25, 2023

before getting a dog: no dogs on the couch

after getting a dog: oh that’s the dog’s couch

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 21, 2023

Was in the other room and heard Henry talking to someone. This is not our cat pic.twitter.com/eMxGnT0JZb

— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) December 20, 2023

A festive tale in three acts. pic.twitter.com/92cRe8gNHa

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) December 9, 2023

This is my first holiday season with my dog and idk if she’s ever watched Christmas movies so we’ve started a marathon of the classics.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) November 24, 2023

Me: Do you need to go outside?
Dog:
Me: Outside?
Dog:
Me: Do you need to pee?
Dog:
Me: Go poop? Go outside?
Dog:
Me: Ugh. Fine.
Dog:
Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch]
Dog: You won’t believe this.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 2, 2023

Got a pet cam to figure out what in God’s name goes on in this house while I’m gone and this is not surprising in the slightest pic.twitter.com/UJu5ernDxp

— Sarah Axelrath MD (@DrSarahAxelrath) December 2, 2023

This is the ideal body type pic.twitter.com/Fvoz48Gp2Q

— maria🦝 (@mariamainmo) December 4, 2023