20 of the Best Tweets About Pets in February 2024

Don’t waste this bonus day. Get out there and pet as many dogs as you can

— Tada (@krystaunclear) February 29, 2024

My sweet natured orange boi who loves all people and things and other cats has finally discovered a cat he hates with every fibre of his being and wants to fight to the death and now he attacks it every time he sees it and it is the cat who stares back at him from the mirror.

— Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter (@nameshiv) February 27, 2024

I love being a cat owner. They’re such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 17, 2024

I give up on lint rollers. there is nothing embarrassing about having pet hair on your clothing. Oh your pet likes to snuggle you? how shameful to love and be loved

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 20, 2024

My dog chewed up my Patagonia jacket and now he keeps talking about wanting to hike and move to Colorado.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 7, 2024

My dog got a credit card offer in the mail. I’m about to ruin his credit.

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) February 23, 2024

Latest obsession is this photo of a dachshund at a Renaissance festival in Michigan pic.twitter.com/spc5m57INx

— colette (@colettebernheim) February 26, 2024

Dogs: the original weighted blankets

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 22, 2024

My wife rang me at the pub and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog."

I was home in 5 minutes.

l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) February 22, 2024

My dog ate too many treats and was throwing up all night and I was, like, "Been there."

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 29, 2024

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) February 7, 2024

My small dog’s superpower is snuggling against me in bed at night and immediately becoming a 600-degree, three-ton immovable object.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 4, 2024

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— cat with confusing auras (@CatsIX) February 28, 2024

This is Barley. He was too big to fit into the Airbnb's dog bed. But luckily he knew someone else who could use it. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/xjgKDkuO2u

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) February 8, 2024

My dog is over here snoring loudly after a long day of… snoring loudly

— McDad (@mcdadstuff) February 27, 2024

Did you know? pic.twitter.com/UN9gCSYFZc

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 23, 2024

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— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) February 17, 2024

You think you’ve seen it all and then your 13-year-old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night. pic.twitter.com/iNfywwHVfF

— Dr. Mike McClelland 🌈 (@magicmikewrites) February 15, 2024

I think my uber driver is flirting with me pic.twitter.com/pKdqd6XH7P

— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) February 4, 2024

This is Kirby. He doesn't pay attention to words. Just vibes. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/Zc0mm4eT3N

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) February 19, 2024