Top 20 Best Tweets About Pets This Month

as a woman I REFUSE to make myself small for YOUR comfort unless YOU are my CAT and you are sleeping on my bed like a little baby prince boy I will contort and accommodate and give you five thousand head kisses ready set muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah mua

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) March 1, 2024

I can't make it into work today, my dog just laid her head in my lap and well, that's that.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 5, 2024

I get it dogs, I too want a little treat when I do something right

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 13, 2024

A version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" but it's just Billy Joel listing things in the house my dog has eaten or destroyed.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 4, 2024

Dog: I will guard you with my life!

Cat: What was your name again?

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) March 1, 2024

Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot

Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024

Putting my dog on a diet is devastating because I cannot communicate to him that he's getting fewer treats for health reasons, not because he hasn't been a good boy.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) March 20, 2024

Me: *making a turkey sandwich and carefully cutting off the crust*

Husband: It’s ok, hun. I’ll eat the crust.

Me: This is for the dog.

Husband: Of course it is.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) March 8, 2024

Sometimes I tell my dog he is a GOOD boy even tho he has def not been a GOOD boy in fact he has been a NAUGHTY boy but who am I to put that kinda negativity into his life

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) March 1, 2024

Best thing about cats is when they sit upright on a chair at the table like another little person.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) March 26, 2024

me: i’m going to the bathroom

my dog: i think you mean *we’re* going to the bathroom

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 20, 2024

Bathed my dog in the shower today, so I will let you know when I can walk upright again.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 23, 2024

Kid: *spills cereal all over the floor*

My husband: Can you grab the vacuum cleaner?

Me: Sure *whistles for the dog*

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 27, 2024

Every time I get home from a night out I have to spend ten minutes explaining to my dog that it would have been more fun if he was there and it's the health commissioner's fault he couldn't come, not mine.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) March 15, 2024

Rare find: Cat, in original packaging.
Accessories missing. pic.twitter.com/BU4S2yNlip

— Roland Hoskins (@rolandhoskins1) March 2, 2024

I don’t want it to rain cats and dogs but I wouldn’t mind if it sprinkled puppies and kittens.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) March 6, 2024

Maybe dogs tilt their heads at us because they can't roll their eyes.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 5, 2024

I worried about my Grandma being alone after Grandpa died and got her a rescue dog. She named him Buddy, which was my Grandfather’s nickname when he was a kid. They seem to be getting along pretty well… pic.twitter.com/7E7ea5kjms

— Tweets of Dogs (@TweeetsOfDogs) March 29, 2024

Just over heard my husband telling the dog that he wants nothing more in life than to pet him, so I guess that was 16 years and three kids well spent

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 1, 2024

This is Sophie. She thinks it's great that you want to get up and do things. She's going to pass. But loves that for you. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/iLa427gC0K

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 4, 2024

This is Fritz. His human vacuumed and forgot to put his stairs back against the couch. Found him like this. 13/10 (IG: lincoln_and_seamus) pic.twitter.com/cy3IsvBsFZ

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) March 26, 2024