It’s always a welcome sight when an adorable dog or funny cat pop up on my feed to brighten my day.
I’ve rounded up the best tweets about cats and dogs last month…hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
Janene
#1
My new neighbor apparently has a pair of corgis and I just heard her say “HEY! TAYLOR! BEYONCÉ! GO POTTY OR NO TREATS!” and I may never stop laughing.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 20, 2024
#2
It’s so funny that dog owners are seen as down to earth and cat owners as snobby, when dog owners are like “oh what breed of beast shall we purchase, who were his parents” and cat owners are like “let’s adopt this beast we found in the trash eating Popeyes chicken”
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) January 17, 2024
#3
“why do you talk to your pet like a human?”
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) January 1, 2024
First of all, that is my child
#4
(My cat, about to barf)
— 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁 (@BrickMahoney) January 23, 2024
MUST…MAKE IT…TO…CARPET
#5
Reached into a pocket of my diaper bag only to find a handful of cat food. When asked about this, my 5 year old said, “in case we see some cats”
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) January 3, 2024
#6
The voice you use to talk to your dog is the real you.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 11, 2024
#7
My dog, inside: I need my water bowl filled with exactly 3” of water, cooled to precisely 58°F, and served in only the cleanest of bowls
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 5, 2024
My dog, outside: I’ll only drink from the muddiest, grossest puddle
#8
Me: has a weighted blanket, allergy medicine, glasses and caffeine addiction
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 10, 2024
Me to my cat: you’re so spoiled, you wouldn’t survive in the wild
#9
My dog is really picky on where she poops. For instance, she will only choose a lawn where the homeowner is outside to make eye contact with me.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 27, 2024
#10
My 6yo likes to put a treat in our dogs bowl every day for being a good boy. My 10yo asked how she knows he was a good boy if she's not home all day. My 6yo with a lot of conviction, "because HE'S A GOOD BOY." I believe her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 11, 2024
#11
if there are two things my dog will never understand it’s how much i love her and how often i use her as an excuse to cancel plans
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 11, 2024
#12
Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture
— dillard (@dillythebish) January 5, 2024
#13
Finally got some me time yesterday. Put a newspaper on the table in front of me.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) January 22, 2024
Cat came along and lay down on it.
#14
This is Bert and Einstein. Bert would like to plead the fifth. Einstein would like to show you how they've redecorated the place. 13/10 for both pic.twitter.com/fZLfxl6R0v
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 17, 2024
#15
— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) January 19, 2024
#16
Read somewhere yesterday that the reason cats often have white paws and bellies but never the opposite is bc in utero their color starts developing at their spine and moves out and anything that isn't finished by the time they are born is white and I can't stop thinking about it
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 10, 2024
#17
This is Franklin. He took his baths in the sink as a puppy. Refuses to ever pupgrade to the tub. Thinks he fits just fine. 13/10 good boy Franklin pic.twitter.com/X7Bt5tp2Uj
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 16, 2024
#18
“They know me here” pic.twitter.com/nEy8ojMJCn
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 21, 2024
#19
my brother’s Maine Coon decided to strand himself in the ceiling while my dad was fixing it and no animal on this earth has ever been less sorry for anything pic.twitter.com/b5M6KTrNEA
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) January 12, 2024
#20
We felt an overwhelming urge to show you this guy. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KHcirDaQNY
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 24, 2024
