It’s always a welcome sight when an adorable dog or funny cat pop up on my feed to brighten my day.
I’ve rounded up the best tweets about cats and dogs last month…hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
Just met 4 dachshunds in the park called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave, and my day improved by approximately 659%
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 12, 2024
#2
if your dog is anywhere on your dating profile then i fully expect said dog to accompany us on our first date.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 14, 2024
#3
Shoutout to my dogs who have still not figured out that the mailman who comes every single day for years to politely drop off our mail is not here to kill us.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) April 11, 2024
#4
just learned that they put your last name on a pet’s prescription which means there are pharmacists out there who went to school for years just to dispense Zoloft to a Meatball Williams
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 15, 2024
#5
Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 17, 2024
My dog: I won't eat this kibble because it is slightly damp.
#6
No one:
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 19, 2024
My cat at 4:12 am: These curtains are stupid, I’m taking them down
#7
I'm sorry I talked for 17 minutes after you asked me a very simple basic question about my dog.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) April 23, 2024
#8
phone sales rep: may I speak with the head of the household pls?
— Dx: Moonstruck (@moonstruckinnyc) July 1, 2022
me: just a sec, he’s using the litter box
#9
gave a virtual lecture about iron toxicity and said “here’s how we treat this” but my cat heard me say TREAT and started to meow nonstop 😭
— Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) April 5, 2024
#10
Dog: I have to go outside.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 12, 2024
Me: Okay.
Dog: I really really need to go outside.
Me: Okay okay I’m coming.
Dog: YOU NEED TO TAKE ME OUT NOW.
Me: OMG I’m right here let’s go.
Dog: Hold on I have to stretch for ten minutes.
#11
The thing about my dogs barking is I can never tell if there is a murderer breaking in or if my neighbor closed their car door in the driveway.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 22, 2024
#12
*wife from the next room*
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 18, 2024
"I hope you haven't spent all your months wages on something expensive and unnecessary again"
Me: pic.twitter.com/uDXGCbScZ7
#13
Labradors – double coated, waterproofed & insulated – were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners.
— Geoff (@kwoade) April 22, 2024
Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle. pic.twitter.com/mBIFN07eSj
#14
The worst thing about working from home is when you get on a customer call, the Amazon driver shows up, and you have a dog.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) April 25, 2024
#15
Sometimes when I fall asleep on my couch my cat will move the curtains and sun falls directly in my face waking me up and I can’t prove it but I know she does it on purpose
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2024
#16
I threw a ball for my dog…
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 16, 2024
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
#17
"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house" pic.twitter.com/30VBZ1WLK0
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 21, 2024
#18
"I don't know, I guess this is one of those mysteries that can never be solved" pic.twitter.com/S3RjiVw9KZ
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 15, 2024
#19
Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) April 14, 2024
#20
Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for three hours. pic.twitter.com/Q8zSvBEYeo
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 15, 2024
#21
Not to alarm anyone but as of this afternoon Reg has worked out how to open doors pic.twitter.com/HsTIwZ6dlw
— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) April 13, 2024
#22
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) April 9, 2024
#23
There’s technically no wrong way to sit on a couch, but my parents’ dog is testing that theory pic.twitter.com/jgYtVS0sLC
— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) April 5, 2024
#24
i have lived in the same house for seven years and somehow my cat still finds new hiding places that i cannot find. this is not a large place and he is quite a large cat. yet every few months, i spend about twenty minutes looking for him. how does he do this?
— dave wagner (@Dbwagner104) April 27, 2024
#25
— place where animal shouldn’t be (@catshouldnt) April 2, 2024
