It’s always a welcome sight when an adorable dog or funny cat pop up on my feed to brighten my day.
I’ve rounded up the best tweets about cats and dogs last month…hope these bring you some smiles!
Janene
#1
Oh, you don’t let your pets on the furniture? I’d probably let my cat borrow my car if he asked nicely
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) May 1, 2024
#2
when a dog has the tiniest bit of their tongue poking out of their mouth when they’re sleeping? that’s the 9th wonder of the world
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) May 3, 2024
#3
every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name
— slim riggins (@rigginsslim) May 21, 2024
#4
If dogs had the ability to phone us after we leave we would have 700 missed calls in the first hour.
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) May 5, 2024
Cats would have their notifications silenced.
#5
it’s actually so crazy that my dog is going to be the first dog to never die
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 16, 2024
#6
Dog: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TAKE ME OUTSIDE I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE NOW TAKE ME OUTSIDE I HAVE TO GO SO BAD
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 8, 2024
Me: omg okay
[45 minutes into our walk]
Me: OMG GO TO THE BATHROOM
Dog: none of these spots meet my strict criteria
#7
My email password got hacked again.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 28, 2024
That's the third time l've had to rename the cat.
#8
Mum on the school run: Is it ok if my little boy says hello to your dog?
— Miranda Keeling (@MirandaKeeling) May 21, 2024
Woman with dog: He’s very excitable and very wet.
Little boy: It’s ok. So am I.
#9
Student evals:
— Helen Davies (@HelsinHashtags) May 15, 2024
Question "How could the instuctor have Improved the class?"
Student Answer "Dr. Davies mentioned at the start of the semester that she got a new puppy and never shared a photo"
You know, fair, honestly
#10
Took my cat to the vet and now he’s psspsspissed at me
— Midge (@mxmclain) May 14, 2024
#11
“oh my god tomorrow is our anniversary!” i say to my dog who had no choice in any of this
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) May 10, 2024
#12
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you want a dog that is:
— naledi🍉 (@naledimashishi) May 7, 2024
– Low maintenance
– Relatively quiet
– Doesn’t have expensive health problems
– Will be fine if you leave it alone in the house for up to 24hrs
Then what you actually want is a cat
#13
in my next life I’m coming back as a house cat pic.twitter.com/yV2wKVEOuS
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) May 4, 2024
#14
Bungle has climbed inside the laundry basket, and it looks like some early 2000s music video pic.twitter.com/y5AmZL0KVB
— Rob Manuel 🍳 (@robmanuel) May 28, 2024
#15
Shoutout to my 50 pound dog who decided he was done with our walk when we were still one mile away from home and I had to carry him while his tongue hung out of his mouth and his tail wagged.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) May 21, 2024
#16
Adopting a cat with a weird little meow is like winning the lottery
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 4, 2024
#17
so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
— trash jones (@jzux) May 5, 2024
#18
Y’all, this woman’s neighbor’s cat got her cat pregnant and so now she randomly gets drop offs of cat food with the words “Child Support” tape to the bag.
— ✨Kei$ha✨ (@GlamazonJay) May 3, 2024
#19
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god. pic.twitter.com/z0Gb323xCD
— SillyCats (@catshouldnt) May 4, 2024
#20
Cats 😂 pic.twitter.com/YCSCeo5jQQ
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) May 24, 2024
