20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents.

Hope these bring some smiles to your day!

Janene

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I just went for a walk with my two barking dogs and my kicking baby strapped to my chest and as we passed by an elderly woman, she shouted, "you may have overcommitted" and I wanted to argue and defend my choices but I also wasn't sure she was wrong.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) April 16, 2025

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*overheard at a 4 yr old soccer game*

Coach: the ball is more afraid of you than you are of it!

Little girls screaming: NO IT ISNT
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 13, 2025

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My 7yo wants to leave out carrots for the easter bunny, but I'm talking him into a nice rosé instead
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 16, 2025

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I love to open my windows to let in the beautiful weather and so my neighbors can learn my kids' middle names.
— Marl (@marlebean.bsky.social) April 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM

20 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

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And two more I just found…

For more laughs, check out: Oh, Boy! Parents Confess the Funniest, Craziest Stunts Their Sons Have Pulled

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And two more I just found…

For more laughs, check out: Oh, Boy! Parents Confess the Funniest, Craziest Stunts Their Sons Have Pulled

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