25 of the Best Quips From Women This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from women.

Hope these bring some smiles to your day!

Janene

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the movie itself is just a bonus when i’m at the theater. my main focus is obtaining a bucket of popcorn & a diet coke so big that i need both hands to pick it up
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 29, 2025

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every time the universe sends me a sign, i’m like ok but i think i’ll wait for a signier sign
— Dino Says (@reidoona) March 31, 2025

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walking into the hospital a nurse asked me if it really was as beautiful as it looked outside & I said yes it’s gorgeous before realizing she was talking to another nurse who was behind me. So glad this happened, my mortifying moments that keep me up at night needed new material
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) April 4, 2025

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Eye Doctor: Which one is more clear – one or two?

Me: I don't know, what do you think?
— Darla (@ddsmidt) April 3, 2025

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Plans are cancelled and I’m like ohhhh noooo *grabs book* this is just terrible *crawls under blanket pile* whatever will I do all by myself *stuffs cheese in mouth*
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 2, 2025

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.
— KellyL527 (@kellyl527) March 31, 2025

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my birthday is in a week & my parents are buying me a new dishwasher & I’m so excited I can’t breathe. is this adulthood?
— Alicia Andrzejewski, PhD, she/her (@aliciaandrz) March 30, 2025

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female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder
— ♱ (@kateinwords) April 4, 2025

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Getting older is seeing a 9pm text & responding at 6am the next day
— 𝟮𝟭.🥷 (@Big_tagg) March 31, 2025

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