25 of the Funniest Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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We don’t get much snow down south but we are getting 2-4” of pollen today.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2025

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My kids are well into their teens and it has just come to my attention that they have never had, or even heard of, toast with cinnamon sugar. This is my biggest parenting failure to date.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 30, 2025

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Me: Could you please unload the dishwasher?
Kid: ok
Kid: Where does this go?
Kid: Where does this go?
Kid: Where does this go?
Kid: Where does this go?
Kid: Where-
Me: JUST FORGET IT!!!

And that’s how they win.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 4, 2025

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Made the mistake of eating 3 samoas out of my wife’s box of girl scout cookies and boy lemme tell yall that was a bad idea.

— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) April 1, 2025

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The new vacuum cleaner says not to operate while tired, so guess I’m waiting until the kids grow up and move out

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 3, 2025

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my childhood best friend is in town with her kids and they drove two cars up. they were dividing up who would ride with who and her 10 year old said that he wanted to ride alone with his dad to "get to know him better." 💀💀💀

— emily may (@emilykmay) March 31, 2025

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three-year-old asked me why grandma and grandpa’s house is so clean 💀 I said “because you don’t live here”

— amy brown 💫 (@amybrown.xyz) March 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM

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oh no, my seven-year-old daughter learned the phrase “sorry not sorry.”

— Alicia Andrzejewski (she/her) (@aliciaandrz.bsky.social) April 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM

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I’m on a packed train and someone has given a small child a recorder to blow into as hard as they can. There is no way everyone in this carriage is making it out alive. Someone is going down.

— Kate Lister (@k8lister.bsky.social) April 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM