20 of the Funniest Pet Tweets in June 2024

My dad when I was a kid: we're never getting a dog

My dad when my not-so-little brother begged for a dog: we're never getting a dog, and if we did, it would be a small manageable dog

My dad now: we're never getting another dog, one 150-lb mostly deaf English mastiff is enough

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) June 17, 2024

“wow,” said the two-year-old neighbor boy petting one of our cats for the first time, “there are bones in here”

— rachelle toarmino (@rchlltrmn) June 23, 2024

I took my dog for a walk last night and forgot something at home: the dog. I forgot the dog. Menopause is fun.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 25, 2024

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t talk to their pets in a weird silly voice.

— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) June 3, 2024

I spent $1000 at the vet to find out that my cat is a nervous little guy 🥹

— Sam G (@ItsSamG) June 2, 2024

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

— Lena (@banalplay) June 19, 2024

Someone closed a car door two blocks away if you're wondering what my dog is barking at.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 11, 2024

I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat.
Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in."

— Dr. Laura Robinson (@LauraRbnsn) June 6, 2024

If my cat only knew how hard I work to provide her treats and a nice home she would definitely still not care

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 3, 2024

If a burglar ever enters my house with a vacuum cleaner my dog would essentially be rendered useless.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 23, 2024

Having an elderly cat is so embarrassing, one day you think they're dying and you're on the floor crying and telling them how much you love them and that its ok to go and the next day they're like "nevermind I'm fine. Do you have food? Food? Food person?? Excuse me food"

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 21, 2024

Been pretty concerned about Harvey in this heat, so I pulled down all the kitchen blinds, made him a bowl of ice, and redirected our most powerful fan to his fave cooling corner, and he immediately went outside to sunbathe. pic.twitter.com/GRDQ0AABPI

— Holly Thomas (@HolstaT) June 26, 2024

The cashier at this coffee shop took an extra 5 minutes to get to know this dog and I wasn’t even mad waiting behind them. 11/10 customer service pic.twitter.com/jdCMun3Bko

— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) June 26, 2024

Three little kids walked up to Flame and pet her.

"You know," Q said, "you should always ask before you pet a strange dog. Not all dogs are friendly to new people."

The littlest girl stepped forward bravely. "But," she said, "this dog is wearing clothes." pic.twitter.com/ZEyTrltPff

— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) June 18, 2024

How to pick your new couch color… pic.twitter.com/s9Vq5yWF9o

— Ab Gamble (@AbGamble1) June 18, 2024

My cat started gagging so I put down a paper towel for her to throw up on and look what she did 😑 pic.twitter.com/EAsScgD7oT

— Dr. fem boi magnet (@La_calderone) June 22, 2024

the cake thief has logged on pic.twitter.com/K60uE4ohm1

— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) June 11, 2024

Happy Birthday 😺 pic.twitter.com/d5AB0C7jEG

— Cats That Heal Your Depression (@Catshealdeprsn) June 4, 2024

I can't be the only one who, when my dog is curled up beside me, try to explain to them the reason I'm getting up and that I'll be right back and not to move?

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) June 27, 2024

🐕 Kaçış planları suya düşen kuzular pic.twitter.com/FkJVmCvx5S

— Biltek Plus (@biltek_pluss) June 23, 2024