20 of the Best Pet Tweets in November 2023

the human and i. are at a big party. with the whole family. and i was asked not to bring up. any controversial topics. such as:

• pills wrapped in cheese
• sticks in the household
• ears going inside out
• escalators
• whether i can get on that couch

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 23, 2023

Me: I'm interested in your doggy daycare program for my puppy.

Clerk: Okay. It's $45 for a full day, and they get to just play and sleep and eat treats and hang out with other puppies.

Me: Can…can I join, too?

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 17, 2023

having a dog is the best because whenever he walks into the room im like “oh my god there’s a celebrity here”

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) November 17, 2023

When I get home from a fun night out and my dog is all excited to see me it makes me sad because he would have loved the Italian restaurant we went to tonight.

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 11, 2023

pic.twitter.com/SHoFBiXRCM

— cat with confusing auras (@cat_auras) November 27, 2023

what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously

— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) November 17, 2023

Our puppy has an interview at a doggy daycare this morning so we’re prepping her with questions like “If you were a tree, what kind of bark would you have” and “Where do you see yourself in 35 dog years?”

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 22, 2023

The best part of any house party is the dog.

— NoeLL Gabagool Jay 🎅 (@JayTorch1031) November 26, 2023

People keep saying they want to sit at the kids table on Thanksgiving. I want to sit at the dogs table.

— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) November 22, 2023

90% of dog ownership is getting their toys out from under the couch.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 29, 2023

gm to everyone except my dog who peed on my expensive rug then asked to go outside to [checks notes] smell the air

— Lady Jane (@lostinausten_) November 16, 2023

Why do I like dogs more than people?

My dog has never put me in a group chat.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 29, 2023

My kid hasn’t finished her homework but she did call a family meeting to show us the 20 slide presentation she created on why we should get a cat.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 26, 2023

My cat managed to open a kitchen cabinet and sliced open a bag of flour. I walked into what looked like a feline version of the movie Blow.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 29, 2023

My skin care routine is having a cat lick my face when I fall asleep.

— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) November 29, 2023

"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house" pic.twitter.com/EnIG7Fdoya

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 26, 2023

Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for two hours. pic.twitter.com/841lcFNmDb

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 16, 2023

This is Frank. He comes to you today for a very important reason, which is wanting a snuggle. 12/10 would drop everything to snuggle pic.twitter.com/O5Pv3GOKYe

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) November 26, 2023

My dog failing puppy school and not being able to walk with the rest of her class at graduation is still the funniest shit ever. The teacher was like “she can always retake the course and try again for her diploma” like my dog gotta get a GED is you serious? 💀

— Scamber Rose ✨🦄 (@ABCDEFGHIrock) November 23, 2023

the human is spending the day. looking for “the best deals.” on their little computer. but i think i am offering. a pretty good deal myself. they feed me. and i will love them so much. forever

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 24, 2023