20 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Dogs

Dogs give us many things: unconditional love, undying loyalty, and a whole lot of funny material to share with others.

My own dog, an almost 12 year old blind Labrador named Charlie, is perhaps the most popular member of our family and has brought us so much joy over the years.

I’ve rounded up the funniest, most relatable tweets by dog owners in 2022…hope these bring you some laughs!

Janene

#1 Yup, it’s the dog who cried wolf…

90% of dog ownership is telling your dog you’re not letting them out because you just let them out and then letting them out
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 16, 2022

#2 LOL, it’s because dogs are too pure for this world…

My husband just asked me in the kindest voice if I wanted some water, and I said, "You know, I'd love some water?" And I turned around and he was carrying the dog's water bowl to her….(Reader, he was not asking me if I wanted water.)
— Ada Limón (@adalimon) August 9, 2022

#3 This happens on a daily basis at my house, you’d think my husband would catch on by now LOL…

40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this:

me: what?
wife: i was talking to the dog
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 4, 2022

#4 Right?? A LOT of people would sign that petition…

Petition to stop ringing the doorbell on TV so my dog can lead a less confusing life
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 23, 2022

#5 No big deal if a dog hair is in my food, but if a human hair is in my food? Ewww…

the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 25, 2022

#6 Is there any other way to react when you accidentally hurt your dog??

Anyone out there accidentally step on your dog somehow and chased them around the house apologizing and checking if they still love you?
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) July 28, 2022

#7 LOL…

2000+ years ago a baby was born in Bethlehem and now my dog celebrates the first 24 days of December with a dog treat calendar.
— Dave Jorgenson 📈 (@davejorgenson) December 3, 2022

#8 So true. I took Charlie to the emergency vet when he was a year old and he projectile pooped a sock out of his butt IN THE WAITING ROOM. And everybody is just standing around gasping at what just happened and the vet tech looks at me and says, “Your dog just pooped out what would have been a $2000 sock.” I was so happy and SO mortified at the same time. Gotta love Labs!

the fun part of pet ownership is that every now and then they'll start acting funny and the cure will either be that they need to take a dump or have a $3000 surgery and you just get to guess which one you're dealing with
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 20, 2022

#9 Everybody loves a drive-thru dog…

I just ordered four chicken nuggets for my dog at the Wendy's drive-thru. When I pulled up to the window there were six employees standing there waiting to watch me feed the nuggets to the dog. They refused to take my money.
— Becky (@beckymew) July 14, 2022

#10 It’s true…dogs are really good about staying on their sleep schedule!

My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”
— Ayana Gray – Updates (@AyanaGray) April 16, 2022

#11 Right?? Why is my dog always sighing? He has literally zero stress…

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.
— Victoria M. Walker (@vikkie) April 12, 2022

#12 The list of the things my dog ate in his first year of life is a mile long…that’s what happens when you have three small kids and a puppy!

Until you have a dog you don't understand what could be eaten.
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) September 20, 2022

#13 A real conundrum…

I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.
— Emma (@Turbo81) October 8, 2022

#14 Good luck with that…

My husband let the dog outside, watched out the window to make sure he was out of ear range then turned to me and whispered “I got him a new chew rope for Christmas.”

I hope to one day find someone who loves me as much as my husband loves the dog.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) December 1, 2022

#15 Omg, this is amazing…

apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture. pic.twitter.com/V1isknHXLa
— elan kiderman ullendorff (@at_elan) September 4, 2022

#16 That’s a whole lot of fluff going on!

Within 2 seconds of opening the fridge 😂 pic.twitter.com/UehGZbJrvm
— Dinomite🦖🧨 (@dinogodwhale) May 5, 2022

#17 One of the cutest photos of the year…

pic.twitter.com/87kGA7VbCF
— gatos fazendo gatices (@gatinarios) December 9, 2022

#18 His expression is priceless…

This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/6n7Jh45Dsu
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 1, 2022

#19 LOL, he’s like, “Do I have something on my head??”

LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/0N03eiQFnW
— candyce (@candycemegan) September 15, 2016

#20 Oh, Winston, I feel you buddy! Don’t miss the Top 15 Best Tweets From the Hilarious “We Rate Dogs”

This is Winston. He went for his first-ever walk today. Also took his first-ever mid-walk nap today. 12/10 huge day all around pic.twitter.com/W4Mk7A0P5e
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 23, 2022