21 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Cats

One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.

— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022

friend: dude I picked up like 12 bobby-pins, 4 pens, and an old ribbon from your floor

me: please don’t touch my cat’s things

— Rachy Rach (@riot4rach) September 17, 2021

cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man 🙂

— thomas (Bad Boy arc) 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020

dog owners: their name is buddy

cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 3, 2022

i love a cat who has a lot to say. “meow meow meow” you’re so right. i adore you. say more

— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) September 26, 2022

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

— the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch) August 8, 2022

broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives

— i n n e s (@innesmck) March 24, 2022

Mildred’s cat, Mildred, is missing.

On a related note, Mildred named her cat Mildred.

Which is probably why the cat left in the first place.

— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) May 15, 2018

My son had to take our cat to the vet and was too embarrassed to say the cat's name was Pablo Purrcasso and he just said the cat's name was Greg.

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) June 25, 2018

For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat pic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm

— Eli Keren (@EliArieh) August 26, 2022

genius lol pic.twitter.com/a7kVbktVNe

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 24, 2022

2 sause long pic.twitter.com/hizkOqJlyx

— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) October 10, 2022

I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022

I love the difference between dog and cat rescue stories. dog owners will be like oh I prepped for months and applied and had a home check then did a foster to adopt trial period and then the rescue chose me! and cat owners are like .. I found him in the trash

— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) November 7, 2022

people who dont have cats are always like oh but they are so aloof and unattached. then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when im in the shower

— jan (@janhavington) November 14, 2022

our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol pic.twitter.com/O7IHihmPo1

— allie oetken (@allieoets) June 26, 2016

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— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 31, 2023

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 1, 2022