Our family adopted a kitten in 2022 and it’s my first time ever having a cat in my whole life.
We’ve always had dogs, and I never really knew much about cats. Turns out I absolutely love having a cat. They are so funny and entertaining.
I’ve rounded up the funniest, most viral tweets about cats…enjoy!
Janene
#1
me, to plumber: I'm so sorry about the cat, he thinks everyone is his best friend
— Fiona Zublin (@bear_foot) February 1, 2019
plumber: it's okay, I'm used to people's cats.
::two minutes later, from the other room::
plumber: mister smitten, you are a born plumber; after this we will get a nice sandwich.
#2
when we met my boyfriend “just wasn’t a cat person.”
— Rebecca Mix (Updates) (@mixbecca) April 2, 2020
we’re out of wet food & he’s currently cooking fish so “the boys can still have a good dinner” as though they’re loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
#3
cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man 🙂
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2020
#4
dog owners: their name is buddy
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 3, 2022
cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
#5
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022
#6
friend: dude I picked up like 12 bobby-pins, 4 pens, and an old ribbon from your floor
— Rachy Rach (@riot4rach) September 17, 2021
me: please don’t touch my cat’s things
#7
broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives
— innes (@innesmck) March 24, 2022
#8
I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat.
— Dr. Laura Robinson (@LauraRbnsn) June 6, 2024
Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in."
#9
our relationship with cats is so funny like we house a tiny predator that sometimes makes us bleed and we’re like “why so cranky, Mozzarella?”
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 28, 2021
#10
Sometimes when I fall asleep on my couch my cat will move the curtains and sun falls directly in my face waking me up and I can’t prove it but I know she does it on purpose
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2024
#11
My son had to take our cat to the vet and was too embarrassed to say the cat's name was Pablo Purrcasso and he just said the cat's name was Greg.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) June 25, 2018
#12
For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat pic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm
— Eli Keren (@EliArieh) August 26, 2022
#13
I was waiting at the vet last week and an older couple came in to pick up their cat. Typical retired Vermonters – worn jeans, plaid shirts, LL Bean fleece vests. I would've guessed they were there for a Max, Luna, Toby, Bella, Oliver, etc, but no. They were there for SHADOW LORD.
— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 3, 2023
#14
I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022
#15
I love the difference between dog and cat rescue stories. dog owners will be like oh I prepped for months and applied and had a home check then did a foster to adopt trial period and then the rescue chose me! and cat owners are like .. I found him in the trash
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) November 7, 2022
#16
My cat started gagging so I put down a paper towel for her to throw up on and look what she did 😑 pic.twitter.com/EAsScgD7oT
— Dr. fem boi magnet (@La_calderone) June 22, 2024
#17
Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024
Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen
#18
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 31, 2023
#19
Woke up at 3am to find my cat eating a slice of my pizza on my chest. The pizza was downstairs in the kitchen. Dragged it upstairs to eat it off my body.
— Lillie (@lillie_arghn) June 29, 2024
#20
I love being a cat owner. They’re such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 17, 2024
