Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!
Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1 Noooooo….
I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old
Got a call from my son’s preschool today. I had to go pick him up early because he *checks notes* gave himself a headache dancing too hard in music class.
#7 Cereal showdown in the parking lot…I’d watch that!
My son argued with me for 2 hours that Apple Jacks tasted the same as Froot Loops. We ended up in the grocery store parking lot with two open cereal boxes getting a lot of strange looks as I screamed “you owe me an apology”
#8 That kid is going to make someone a great husband one day…
In case anyone is wondering whether or not to have a child: My son noticed it’s raining, sighed and said “Maybe today we could just watch the baking show and eat a lot of different crackers.”
overheard 13 bragging to his friend that he's an adult now and he can download and do whatever he wants on his phone and his parents can't do anything about it. So i went on my phone into our family app and locked him out of his cell phone. try me again bruh.
My toddler was babbling a mile a minute first thing this morning and my 4yo said, ‘I’m going to need pancakes if I’m going to listen to you,’ so he’s my stress management coach now.
#15 So true LOL. I remember babysitting three little neighbor kids when I was just 12 years old and I always got them to sleep before their parents got home…
Me at 14, babysitting and putting three children and a baby to bed effortlessly by 7pm so I can watch TGIF: “Good night everyone!”
Me at 35 and my husband, simply trying to put my own two children to bed by 9pm so we can finally sleep: “Well, this is impossible.”
