The Funniest Pet Quips in March 2025

It’s always a welcome sight when an adorable dog or funny cat pop up on my feed to brighten my day.

I’ve rounded up the best tweets about cats and dogs this month…hope these bring you some smiles!

Janene

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Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home… we both had a good laugh.

— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@papawoof.bsky.social) March 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him

— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I’ll just be asking my dog the most unanswerable existential questions all day long like “are you the best boy?” and “how did you get so scruffy?” and “what are these little teefies for?” and then wonder why he needs to sleep 17 hours a day

— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) March 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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My favorite breed of dog is “We don’t know what he is”

— Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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“And when you turn the left tap?” “Kittens.” “I’ll take it.”

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— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM