Just some funny posts from parents that made me laugh…wishing you all a great week!
Janene
#1
What I used to say to my mom at 15: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING! ALL MY FRIENDS STAY OUT AT CLUBS TILL 3AM IN THE CITY ON A WEDNESDAY AND NO ONE ELSE HAS A CURFEW!!!
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) March 21, 2025
What my 15yo says to me: I think I want to become an overnight oats person.
#2
My 4 year old told me he saw his “girlfriend” at the kids gym and I’m like oh aww how cute who is she and he goes “oh she works there”
— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) March 17, 2025
#3
I’ve learned from other parents that as 1st grade’s star athlete, my daughter rules recess. You want to play tetherball? You go through her. You want to play handball? You go through her. You want to play foursquare? You go through her. She runs that playground like a prison yard
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 13, 2025
#4
Thanks to my kids for waking me up at 5am by screaming happy birthday into my face 😵💫😵💫 Don't even need to open my presents as the four year old told me what they were yesterday. Truly blessed. 😍
— Lee Braganza (@LeeBraganza) March 22, 2025
#5
You know you're a mom of a boy when you see a random stick and think "That's a good stick".
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 17, 2025
#6
We are so trained to play fetch with our dog that our baby just handed my husband a toy and he chucked it across the room.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 18, 2025
#7
Five year old keeps referring to the lasagna he is helping to make as the Yolanda. Please have children.
— Mother Grundy (@MotherGrundy) March 10, 2025
#8
My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that.
— Forest Barnette ❤️🔥 (@foresthempen) September 11, 2024
Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate.
Piper is a cat.
#9
I can’t describe the joy it brings me when a neighborhood kid knocks on the door and asks my kid to play then says “your house is boring, let’s go to mine.”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 20, 2025
#10
Kids no longer have to lug around text books, and instead of enjoying this luxury, they all decided to carry around 60 lbs of water everywhere they go instead.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 21, 2025
#11
It's amazing that boys learn to open cabinets at 8 months old and then learn to close them at haha jk they never learn that.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 20, 2025
#12
Me: “How was pickleball, who won?”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) March 19, 2025
My mom: “We didn’t keep score”
My son, 9: “Me”
#13
When my daughter cuddles with me she likes to rest her head on my arm because "it's softer than a pillow," in case you're feeling bad about your physique today.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 21, 2025
#14
my 10yo just dropped his chili dog then slipped and fell on it if you're wondering if parenting is for you
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 16, 2025
#15
My kids unravel toilet paper like they’re giving the big wheel a mighty spin on The Price is Right.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 11, 2025
#16
Being a mom involves a lot of buying food for your family, preparing food for your family, and feeding food to your family. But don't worry – once you're all cleaned up from feeding the food to your family, you can relax until tomorr… never mind, they're eating again.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 13, 2025
#17
Sign #2135 I'm raising little lawyers
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) March 22, 2025
Me: (trying to get my 11yo to clean his room) get that pile of stuff off your floor!
11yo: (picks up pile of stuff and puts it on top of another object that's on the floor)
Me: That's not what…
11yo: IT'S OFF THE FLOOR!!
#18
If my kids knew there was a light in the attic, they would leave that one on too.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) March 22, 2025
#19
My child forgot the word fog so she just said “ground clouds,” so now I’ll never be able to call it anything else
— who cares (@DianaG2772) March 22, 2025
#20
Have kids so you can google every single lizard fact at bedtime
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 20, 2025
