Here’s a little collection of the funniest, most relatable marriage quips I’ve come across this month.
Hope these add some laughs to your day!
Janene
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MY CAT SNEEZING: awww little kitty sneeze. sweet little kitty sneeze. just the sweetest little… MY HUSBAND SNEEZING: yes I know you have to sneeze but do you really have to sneeze like THAT
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) March 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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My husband has gone out of town without making coffee first so I hope he finds a nice new family to take him in
— Andrea Grimes (@andreagrimes.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Day 1 of marriage: till death do us part Day 1,385 of marriage: you’re chewing like that on purpose, aren’t you?
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) March 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
