20 of the Best Quips From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

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In the Air Tonight came on in the car and my kid wouldn’t get out until he did his air drums😂

— A Girl Still Has No Name (@nyx-19.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Every conversation with my toddler rn Toddler: Where did the woodpecker go, dad? Me: Well it’s dark out now so it’s probably sleeping. Toddler: No it’s not. Me: Okay buddy.

— Philip Tibitoski (@ptibz.younghorses.com) March 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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My worst fear has come true, my 5 year old has announced that she’s becoming a “vegetabletarian”

— RealLifeMommy3 (@reallifemommy3.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Adding “Skilled negotiator” to my LinkedIn after successfully convincing my toddler to leave the playground

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My kids have been awake for an hour this morning and so far they’ve been talking for 87 of them.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Nothing more reassuring than my 5yo running into the room yelling I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

— Maggie Tokuda-Hall (@maggietokudahall.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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