Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
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In the Air Tonight came on in the car and my kid wouldn’t get out until he did his air drums😂
— A Girl Still Has No Name (@nyx-19.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Every conversation with my toddler rn Toddler: Where did the woodpecker go, dad? Me: Well it’s dark out now so it’s probably sleeping. Toddler: No it’s not. Me: Okay buddy.
— Philip Tibitoski (@ptibz.younghorses.com) March 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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My worst fear has come true, my 5 year old has announced that she’s becoming a “vegetabletarian”
— RealLifeMommy3 (@reallifemommy3.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Adding “Skilled negotiator” to my LinkedIn after successfully convincing my toddler to leave the playground
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My kids have been awake for an hour this morning and so far they’ve been talking for 87 of them.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Nothing more reassuring than my 5yo running into the room yelling I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
— Maggie Tokuda-Hall (@maggietokudahall.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM