Mom Life: 20 Funny Tweets That Will Have You Laughing and Relating

The Roomba keeps going right past a piece of garbage without picking it up. It’s one of the family now.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 27, 2021

Sometimes I like to mess with my family and hide their stuff where they can't find it.

Like I put their shoes in the shoe closet, their jacket on a hanger and their keys on the key hook.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) January 8, 2020

At my baby shower years ago, someone told me I was having a best friend for life. This morning my daughter stole my mascara and told me I dress like Adam Sandler in case you’re wondering how that special friendship is progressing

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) March 22, 2023

Before I had kids, I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from the type of people who sneeze directly into your eyeballs while telling you a story.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 10, 2018

If you don’t think that motherhood is totally gangster, then you must not know about the underground gift bag recycling operation we are a part of. I haven’t bought a gift bag since 2008.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) November 11, 2019

I’m writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 23, 2022

Is she really your mom if she doesn't call you by all your siblings' names before calling yours?

— Asmita 💚 (@azzytwin6) July 6, 2018

My husband bought harmonicas for our kids and now I need to find a new family

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 2, 2022

I don’t know who needs to hear this but THE KITCHEN SCISSORS STAY IN THE KITCHEN

— Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) January 17, 2022

I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022

My daughter went back to college today and I texted her that I missed her so much and she texted back 2.5 hours later, “Yes.” Then, “Sorry, that wasn’t for you.”

I WAS IN LABOR FOR 14 HOURS

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 11, 2021

Have kids, they said pic.twitter.com/g3ilWo9Jwb

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 24, 2021

My husband is helping me relax by taking the kids to school this morning. We went over the drop off procedure 37 times and he just left without one of the kids.

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 24, 2019

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 9, 2022

Behind every photo taken at home is a mom pushing random crap out of the way so her house appears clean.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 28, 2019

I like to send little notes in my kid’s lunchbox, like “Sorry the Wheat Thins are stale, that’s what happens when you leave the box open.”

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) October 8, 2018

Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you

— Sam Reece (@ItSamReece) December 26, 2020

I've reached that point as a Mom where I'll eat a piece of pie with my bare hands over the trash if it means not getting another dish dirty.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) November 28, 2016

omg my kids are waiting for a package and I walk out to this pic.twitter.com/MUKku8fpq8

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) September 18, 2021