15 of the Funniest Pet Tweets in October 2023

love it when my dog does a big yawn at 5pm, I just know he put in a long day at the good boy factory

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 27, 2023

I tell my cat "I know” whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) October 17, 2023

I was waiting at the vet last week and an older couple came in to pick up their cat. Typical retired Vermonters – worn jeans, plaid shirts, LL Bean fleece vests. I would've guessed they were there for a Max, Luna, Toby, Bella, Oliver, etc, but no. They were there for SHADOW LORD.

— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 3, 2023

stealing a sock from the laundry: easy. childish. been done many times before

stealing a sock directly from the human’s foot: brave. daring. immediately in the history books

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 25, 2023

Me: I need to get over there.

My dog: But what if I stood in your way and didn’t move?

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 4, 2023

DOG: Mother, I notice that Other Dog has a treat.
ME: Yes.
DOG: I don't have a treat.
ME: That's because you got a treat five seconds before she did and you ate it.
DOG: I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like that.

— Hipster Viking Amy (@lasrina) October 8, 2023

Just overheard my Dad say to the cat “you’re looking very smart”

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 3, 2023

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart

— mitch mitchell (@czarmitch) October 29, 2023

My husband and I took our dog Ruckus ride and when he turned down a road with huge potholes I said, “ouch” and a few seconds later he said I’M SO SORRY RUCKUS, I’M TRYING TO AVOID THE HOLES!

I hope one day to find someone who loves me as much as my husband loves the dog.

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) October 2, 2023

Sorry I'm late I was finding a good radio station for my dog

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) October 5, 2023

Before I got married people told me how hard the first few years are but not ONE person prepared me for him saying “I love you, no I love you more” over and over again to the dog every day when he leaves for work

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) October 12, 2023

did a cat write this? pic.twitter.com/XwYIPCVwZg

— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) October 17, 2023

This is Freddie. He was enjoying his new leg warmers. Until someone told him they were just socks. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/SKfpDXve7b

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 26, 2023

This is Roux. She's no expert, but she's pretty sure this isn't how dog bowls are supposed to work. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/s0ZPfeUmru

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 24, 2023