Out of the Mouths of Babes – 16 of the Funniest Quips From Kids

One of the reasons I’ve always loved working with kids is that they keep you laughing, whether they mean to be funny or not!

Whenever I see a funny kid quip posted on social media, there’s always someone that comments “A kid didn’t say that” and I always roll my eyes and think, “Have you NEVER met a child??” Because, honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

I’ve rounded up some of the funniest kid quotes…hope they bring you some smiles!

Janene

#1 Is she currently taking clients? Sign me up!
#2 Fair point…
#3 A poet in the making…
#4 LOL…I would never eat carrots again!
#5 This kid is going places…
#6 “Pickles and Peaches” is my new favorite saying…
#7 Yeah, cleaning doesn’t make my heart happy either, kid…
#8 Kids are nothing if not brutally honest…
#9 Target fans start young…
#10 LOL…
#11 He said what we all want to say!
#12 You go girl…
#13 Three year olds are seriously the best…you can’t make this stuff up!
#14 Mystery solved…
#15 Omg…
#16 Love it!
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For more very funny kids, check out “Meet 20 Funny and Precocious Kids Who Are Ready to Rule the World” https://www.imightbefunny.com/humor/meet-18-funny-and-precocious-kids-who-are-ready-to-rule-the-world/