One of the best things about children is their active imaginations. I have worked in preschools and have heard the most incredible (and hilarious!) conversations between kids.
I’ve collected funny quips from about some very imaginative kids…hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
Ah yes, when my daughter was 3 I discovered she was married to a professional football player who lived on top of a mountain in Africa— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) November 15, 2022
My at the time 5 year old announced that he was going to marry his girlfriend in the softplay at 5am in 2035 and have one daughter named Amber His wife would then give up her promising career as a librarian to look after baby while he made robots to mind control people to recycle— Hannah (@Hannah94253662) November 15, 2022
When my daughter was 4, she was married to a man named “Cardboar” (the d was silent), who lived in Colorado and changed streetlight bulbs for a living.— JenO (@MemJen_O) November 15, 2022
When my daughter was 6 she was married to a plumber from Basingstoke called Nick and they had 4 kids. Nick played in a rock band, conveniently called "The Plumbers" and their biggest hit was a song called "Blue Loo". You've probably heard it 🤣— Peter Whent (@theclearhead) November 15, 2022