25 Hilarious Tweets About Little Kids' Big Imaginations

One of the best things about children is their active imaginations. I have worked in preschools and have heard the most incredible (and hilarious!) conversations between kids.

I’ve collected funny quips from about some very imaginative kids…hope you enjoy these as much as I did!

Janene

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Tried to throw a slightly neglected baby doll into the toy basket and my three year old shrieked “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!” Had no idea
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) April 6, 2022

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My 5yo asked me to come to her “restaurant.” Thought we were playing pretend. I got the special & ate the best make believe sandwich. She told me it was 1 dollar. I went to hand her my invisible $$$ & baby girl said, “no go get me some real cash”

I wanna speak to the manager 😩
— Eunique Jones Gibson (@eunique) November 12, 2021

#3

Ah yes, when my daughter was 3 I discovered she was married to a professional football player who lived on top of a mountain in Africa
— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) November 15, 2022

#4

In case you wondered what it's like to raise 4 daughters, I had to settle a heated fight over whose turn it was to ride an imaginary dolphin
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2016

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5 told me to come to her hair salon, rearranged my hair then put the mirror in front of us and said “well I look beautiful but I haven’t been able to help you this time” then she looked me in the eye and said “you still have to pay though”
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 6, 2022

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At lunch my 5 y.o. started pretending a chicken nugget was his pet goldfinch. He brought it home, and now it’s too late for him to eat it & too complicated to throw it away, so we’re planning a funeral. For a chicken nugget. My son’s requested “Blackbird.”
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 8, 2018

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My kids were fighting over whether an imaginary cake was strawberry or chocolate.

I told them to just make two imaginary cakes.

They said they didn't have enough ingredients.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 12, 2018

#8

There's no limit to a child's imagination? My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can't make another one because we're all out of pretend bread.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 26, 2020

#9

Playing ‘chef’ with my 7yo, he poured me an imaginary beer and said “the beer is always free here,” in case you’re looking for the best make-believe restaurant in town.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 23, 2022

#10

5-year-old: *points to sister* She pretended to hit me!

Me: Why are you complaining?

5: I'm pretending it hurt.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2017

#11

My toddler pretended to leave for work this morning with no pants and a lunchbox full of mini donuts so my question is where do I apply for this job
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 23, 2022

#12

Reasons my toddler is crying today:

He took a drink of imaginary water and he didn’t want water.
— Twinstant Family | Lisa (@twinstantfamily) July 27, 2022

#13

4, hands me blank piece of paper: do you like my drawing?

me: umm

4: it’s invisible

me:

4: you’re holding it upside down
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 18, 2022

#14

My 4 year old, listening to my heart beat with his toy stethoscope, says, "I have bad news for you. I'm pretty sure there are a ton of bats in there."
— Jaime Berry (@jaime_berry3) March 24, 2021

#15

My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week…. should I say anything? Oh and also, he’s 4. They’re all 4.
— the luckiest penny. (@aSouthernPenny) February 20, 2021

#16

My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) November 14, 2022

#17

My 5yo can't drive her pretend car because she can't find her driver's license that she made out of cardboard. She's stressing because she doesn't know how she's going to take her babies to the park. Her pretend play is too real. I'm stressing with her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 12, 2022

#18

My baby made me an imaginary pizza. I started eating it saying “mmmm it’s so good.”

She said, “You didn’t take it out the box” pic.twitter.com/I9pKRJd0mP
— Voldemort (@ib_2cute) October 8, 2023

#19

My at the time 5 year old announced that he was going to marry his girlfriend in the softplay at 5am in 2035 and have one daughter named Amber His wife would then give up her promising career as a librarian to look after baby while he made robots to mind control people to recycle
— Hannah (@Hannah94253662) November 15, 2022

#20

My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. They started fighting. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Not you AND your baby!" My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" I'm getting popcorn.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 30, 2022

#21

When my daughter was 4, she was married to a man named “Cardboar” (the d was silent), who lived in Colorado and changed streetlight bulbs for a living.
— JenO (@MemJen_O) November 15, 2022

#22

When my daughter was 6 she was married to a plumber from Basingstoke called Nick and they had 4 kids. Nick played in a rock band, conveniently called "The Plumbers" and their biggest hit was a song called "Blue Loo". You've probably heard it 🤣
— Peter Whent (@theclearhead) November 15, 2022

#23

My 5-year-old was pretending to do her Wordle with me. As she pushed buttons on her cardboard phone, "yes! I got it!" I asked how she got it so quick. Her, "I have a pretend phone I can do whatever I want." That's fair.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 14, 2022

#24

My toddler just spent five minutes explaining that he can't use his imagination because he traded it to a kid at daycare for some fruit snacks. Ok, bro.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 11, 2019

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For more laughs, check out: “Oh, Boy! Parents Confess the Funniest, Craziest Stunts Their Sons Have Pulled”

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For more laughs, check out: “Oh, Boy! Parents Confess the Funniest, Craziest Stunts Their Sons Have Pulled”

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