20 Funny Tweets For Some Easter Weekend Laughs

If you hide 48 eggs and tell your kids there are 50 you can get a little nap in.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 4, 2021

My 6yo says she doesn't believe in the Easter bunny anymore because "it's 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 a person in a bunny costume breaks into our house and leaves Easter baskets."

She's onto us.

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 8, 2023

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 17, 2022

Wife – You ate all of the Reeses eggs?
Me – You left them out in the open on the top shelf under the shirts in the back of the closet.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 14, 2017

No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 14, 2015

My kids want to leave out carrots for the Easter bunny, but I think I’ve talked them into a nice rosé instead

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 5, 2023

I am sure that four kids fighting over who found the most Easter eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 17, 2022

My four year old came downstairs an hour earlier than normal this morning and caught me hiding eggs. I had no choice but to tell him the truth: I woke up early to steal the candy that the Easter Bunny had left him.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 12, 2020

My son gave me a list of things he’d like in his Easter basket.

This isn’t Christmas, kid. Do you want a chocolate bunny or not?

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 1, 2021

My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 3, 2021

someone actually asked if cadbury eggs were better than reeses eggs and i cut that person out of my life forever.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 30, 2021

Kids, 364 days a year:
"I can't find my shoes!"
"I can't find my jacket!"
"I can't find my homework!"
"I can't find my water bottle!"
"I can't find my library book!"

Kids, Easter Sunday:
Can find a tiny egg camouflaged
in the grass a quarter mile away.

— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) April 7, 2023

You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 28, 2024

Easter meal recipe:

1. Take large handfuls of chocolate egg
2. Stuff into face
3. Repeat until slightly ill

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 16, 2022

Tried to save money on Easter candy by going to Aldi. I hope our kids like Carlsberry eggs and Priesters peanut butter disks.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2021

There’s no way Jesus is okay with Peeps being the most popular Easter candy.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 30, 2018

Some kids casually stand at the starting line before an egg hunt. Other kids do Easter right. pic.twitter.com/F3Yro93THr

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2023

Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year.

Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 21, 2019

may your easter be less traumatic than this kid's pic.twitter.com/apXlrLvYYh

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 4, 2021

7-year-old: Why do we have to dress up?

Me: It's Easter.

7: Jesus just wore robes.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2018