20 of the Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!

Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.

Wishing you all a great weekend!

Janene

#1

Kids have been at camp for 10 days now – we've been so curious to hear ANYTHING about camp and finally one letter came last week – which opened with the heartfelt and powerful words of:
"had to write this letter to get a snack"
— Tom Flood (@tomflood1) July 8, 2024

#2

no parenting books or conversations ever prepared me for what to do when I hear "I was bored so I woke the baby up"
— Made in Cosmos ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) July 7, 2024

#3

Me: Did you see everything you wanted to see in England?

12 yo: Well I never heard somebody say “Cheerio”
— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) July 8, 2024

#4

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.
— mahrukh (@parhloumahrukh) July 7, 2024

#5

was trying to get my 2yo to nap on vacation, so i offered her a cheddar square to nibble on and said “let’s lie down on our cot and read a book in the nice quiet darkness together.” since then she has been asking to “eat cheese in the darkness”
— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) July 7, 2024

#6

My 1yo and 3yo have teamed up to tell knock knock jokes and it is so hilarious. The 3yo will say “knock knock!” And then pause, and the 1yo will nod sagely and knock twice on a nearby surface. It’s giving toddler Penn and Teller.
— girl fieri (@realgirl_fieri) July 10, 2024

#7

My 6yo has informed me that in the event of tomatoes we need to go into a small room or basement
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 11, 2024

#8

My 4yo had a massive tantrum at Shakespeare in the Park last night and screamed at my husband “YOU CANT BE IN THIS FAMILY ANYMORE YOU NEED TO MOVE TO ALASKA” which tbf would have been pretty funny if we weren’t disrupting an entire performance of Midsummer Nights Dream
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 12, 2024

#9

It’s already over 80 and humid this morning so naturally my teen is wearing a hoodie.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) July 10, 2024

#10

When I was a kid, my mom would say “I’m tired, go to bed”, I never understood what her being tired had to do with my going to bed, until I became a parent
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 9, 2024

#11

My fav camp letter from my son, when he was about 8 years old: “Camp is fun. Please send more gum. I gambled all mine away.”
— Ami Baron (@Ajaboop) July 8, 2024

#12

6yo: Is your boss a boy?

Me: Yes. But girls can be bosses also.

6yo: I know. Mommy is your boss at home.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) July 9, 2024

#13

the floor is lava was invented by a mom who just mopped the floor
— nika (@nikalamity) July 8, 2024

#14

[relaxing in my hammock reading a book]

“Hey kids! We need to clean your rooms…come get me in 15 minutes.”

And that’s how you buy yourself a whole lotta peace and quiet😎
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) July 12, 2024

#15

just saw a mom fighting with her goth daughter at the grocery store and angrily yell “I don’t care about The Cure!”
— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) July 6, 2024

#16

It’s 98° but there’s a breeze so this is what it must feel like to be inside an air fryer.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 10, 2024

#17

If I were a baby with no bills and no chores and no responsibilities I would simply sleep in on the weekends
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) July 7, 2024

#18

My daughter came up to me and asked me how to spell “sir”, so I spelled it for her, then she said “I already knew that” and walked away. What kind of power play is this??
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 10, 2024

#19

I recall the first camp letter I received after days of waiting and checking the mailbox. He wrote: "I thought I missed you but the food here is really good."
— Donna J. (@donnajwrites) July 8, 2024

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For more laughs, check out: “Caught in the Act: 21 Hilarious Tweets About Kids Trying to Get Away With Mischief”

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For more laughs, check out: “Caught in the Act: 21 Hilarious Tweets About Kids Trying to Get Away With Mischief”

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