22 of the Funniest Tweets for Anyone Who Loves Cheese

2-year-old: *screeches*

Me: What's the emergency?

2: I need cheese.

That is an emergency.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2018

I'm not saying my daughter has life figured out but she's walking around with a purse full of cheese.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 17, 2020

If anybody says that you’re putting too much parmesan on your spaghetti, stop speaking to them. No-one needs that kind of negativity in their life.

— Bryony Burrell (@lifeofbryony) September 21, 2020

And I ask myself for the 12th time this week, “is this a real problem or do I just need to eat something with melted cheese?”

— Ponytail N. Glasses (@ponyglasses) August 4, 2021

I taught my toddler how to wish upon a star tonight and she wished for a big cheese wheel.

— LaughCryCoffee (@laughcrycoffee) October 1, 2022

My son just turned 3 so we went to his yearly check up and the Doctor asked him what his favorite fruit was and he looked that man dead in his eyes and said cheese.

— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) December 14, 2022

Don’t let a recipe tell you how much cheese to add, just listen to your heart

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 28, 2022

I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.

— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) April 21, 2022

If you’re wondering what peak happiness looks like, my 2 y/o is walking around with a slice of muenster cheese in one hand and mozzarella string cheese in the other.

— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) August 4, 2022

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) August 19, 2022

[grating cheese over my pasta]
Waiter: Tell me when
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W: are you gonna say when?
Me: Wow our first fight.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2016

My toddler just told me I’m the best mummy ever because I “bought the good cheese for once” so I’ll be riding this high until her next tantrum

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) June 25, 2022

Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) July 21, 2014

Edible arrangements, but with cheeses for all occasions:

Positive vibes- "Don't Worry, Brie Happy :)"

Congratulations- "Gouda Job!"

Get well thoughts- "Feel Cheddar Soon"

Romance- "Take Another Little Piece of My Havarti, Now, Baby ;-)"

— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) February 9, 2019

I feel like what this parmesan cheese needs is just a dash of parmesan cheese.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 6, 2015

Just caught 3 gnawing on a block of Parmesan. She’s living her best life.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 30, 2019

[restaurant]

Me: I'm gonna run into their kitchen and grab some extra cheese

Her: … you definitely don't have permission

Me: It's actually pronounced parmesan

— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2019

if u don’t tell the Olive Garden employee “stop” they’ll just keep grating the cheese. they’re legally bound to keep going. they’ll fill the whole restaurant with parmesan if they have to.

— matthew (@itsmattfred) December 12, 2019

When I was a teen I went to a GI doctor bc I thought something was seriously wrong with me but the dr was like “You’re just eating too many mozzarella sticks” and he was right and I have never fully recovered from this brutal own

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 22, 2019

My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, “I know it’s late but do you want to have cheese toast?” That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 3, 2021

We have audacity and nerve to thank for cheese. Because somebody saw milk get so old that it became a solid, ate some, and took it back to the village like “This is absolutely delicious. You must try it.”

— Ryan Ken (@Ryan_Ken_Acts) August 28, 2021