22 Funny Tweets for National Cheese Lover’s Day

We have audacity and nerve to thank for cheese. Because somebody saw milk get so old that it became a solid, ate some, and took it back to the village like “This is absolutely delicious. You must try it.”

— Ryan Ken (@Ryan_Ken_Acts) August 28, 2021

2-year-old: *screeches*

Me: What's the emergency?

2: I need cheese.

That is an emergency.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2018

And I ask myself for the 12th time this week, “is this a real problem or do I just need to eat something with melted cheese?”

— Ponytail N. Glasses (@ponyglasses) August 4, 2021

If anybody says that you’re putting too much parmesan on your spaghetti, stop speaking to them. No-one needs that kind of negativity in their life.

— Bryony Burrell (@lifeofbryony) September 21, 2020

I taught my toddler how to wish upon a star tonight and she wished for a big cheese wheel.

— LaughCryCoffee (@laughcrycoffee) October 1, 2022

My son just turned 3 so we went to his yearly check up and the Doctor asked him what his favorite fruit was and he looked that man dead in his eyes and said cheese.

— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) December 14, 2022

Don’t let a recipe tell you how much cheese to add, just listen to your heart

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 28, 2022

I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 21, 2022

If you’re wondering what peak happiness looks like, my 2 y/o is walking around with a slice of muenster cheese in one hand and mozzarella string cheese in the other.

— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) August 4, 2022

I got a dm from a guy who wanted to be my sugar daddy. He said I’d have a $500/week allowance and I don’t know how to tell him that that’s my cheese budget.

— Annie the Nanny (@AnnietheNanny1) December 28, 2018

[grating cheese over my pasta]
Waiter: Tell me when
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W: are you gonna say when?
Me: Wow our first fight.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2016

My toddler just told me I’m the best mummy ever because I “bought the good cheese for once” so I’ll be riding this high until her next tantrum

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) June 25, 2022

Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) July 21, 2014

The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and this 17yo cashier

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 17, 2024

Just caught 3 gnawing on a block of Parmesan. She’s living her best life.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 30, 2019

[restaurant]

Me: I'm gonna run into their kitchen and grab some extra cheese

Her: … you definitely don't have permission

Me: It's actually pronounced parmesan

— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2019

if u don’t tell the Olive Garden employee “stop” they’ll just keep grating the cheese. they’re legally bound to keep going. they’ll fill the whole restaurant with parmesan if they have to.

— Matthew (@chillwaveguy) December 12, 2019

When I was a teen I went to a GI doctor bc I thought something was seriously wrong with me but the dr was like “You’re just eating too many mozzarella sticks” and he was right and I have never fully recovered from this brutal own

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 22, 2019

I'm not saying my daughter has life figured out but she's walking around with a purse full of cheese.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 17, 2020

When slicing cheese, for every slice you slice, you must eat a slice. This is the only method. All other methods are wrong.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 3, 2018

I told my wife we could go out to eat absolutely anywhere she wanted.

She chose a Mexican restaurant so she could order queso.

Girls don't want to be wined and dined. They just want to eat their body weight in cheese.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2021

There is a cave in Missouri that currently stores 1.4B pounds of cheese. I don’t know what the Midwest is planning but it’s something big. pic.twitter.com/ASIQdbLn6k

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 18, 2025