It may be cold and dreary, but I figured we can warm up with some laughs!
Grab a hot coffee or hot cocoa and enjoy these funny and relatable tweets about trying to get through the winter months.
Janene
#1
The only people who love snow are the people who never have to shovel snow.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 7, 2024
#2
*4-8 inches of snow forecasted*
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 8, 2024
South: CANCEL ALL ACTIVITIES AND SEEK SHELTER NOW
Midwest: looks like I’ll have to get my winter coat out finally
#3
Science: Domesticated dogs are most closely related to gray wolves.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 9, 2022
My dog: There is snow in my paw and now you must carry me.
#4
I woke up to someone snow blowing their driveway at 6 AM. I taught him a lesson by locking him outside.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 30, 2020
#5
*seductively takes off winter coat*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 8, 2019
*seductively takes off another coat*
*seductively takes off another coat*
Husband: Okay, you’ve made your point. I’ll turn up the thermostat.
#6
According to multiple storm models we're getting between 1 to 183 inches of snow.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 3, 2024
#7
I hate when I see a bug in my house in the winter like excuse me sir aren’t you supposed to be dead?
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 24, 2020
#8
The Midwest urge to say “it’s warm out” when it’s 30° instead of 3°
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 22, 2024
#9
5-year-old: Why is the snow still here?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2021
Me: Because it hasn't melted yet.
5: But I'm done with it.
#10
It may snow in Atlanta so I just bought 47 loaves of bread and now I’m headed out to the interstate so I can get stranded in a good spot.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 14, 2022
#11
I don’t like to brag but it only took me 47 minutes to get all 3 kids in their coats, hats, gloves & scarves this morning
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 13, 2019
#12
[huge snowstorm headed our way]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 1, 2022
Me: I think I'll make friends with that guy down the street.
Wife: Now?
Me: Yeah. He has a snow blower.
#13
Every conversation with a child getting ready for school in the winter ends with a parent yelling, "FINE, THEN FREEZE."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 11, 2022
#14
When you get older “it’s too cold” is a valid excuse to not leave your house
— Ally Kay (@Ally_Kayyy) November 26, 2018
#15
No matter how cold it gets, there will always be this person: pic.twitter.com/Zyde6qyuCj
— TeacherGoals (@teachergoals) November 22, 2021
#16
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 11, 2023
#17
Parkour was invented in the living rooms of midwesterners when children were stuck indoors for too long during the cold winter break.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 27, 2017
#18
Nobody:
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 11, 2023
Midwesterners: it’s not so bad without the wind
#19
I’m sorry, I’m going to have to cancel, I’m completely snowed in pic.twitter.com/LPMLmONhlZ
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 9, 2023
#20
Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking “the rear defrost will take care of that” pic.twitter.com/S728qX2glT
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 12, 2024