18 Funny Posts Proving There Are Two Types of People…Which One Are You?
So I love all these “There are two kinds of people” memes, maybe because I usually strongly identify with one side or the other.
Looking at all the posts on my list, I was surprised at how opposite my husband and I are on many of these. Oh, well, I guess that’s why they say “opposites attract”, right?
Enjoy!
Janene
#1 I wish I could tell you I’m the one on the left, but I have NEVER been able to fold a fitted sheet…
#5 My daughter is one of those “six day before” packers, I don’t know where that child got her organizational skills from!
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
#7 I do a quick rinse, guess I don’t have blind faith in the dishwasher LOL…
There are two kinds of people in this world: The people who rinse their dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, and the people who load the dishes with greasy encrusted cheese, dollops of ketchup, and scrub-worthy pans. These two people inevitably marry each other.
#9 My husband is the first one and I’m so jealous…
There are two types of people: one who falls asleep immediately and one who lays in bed for hours thinking about how everyone they love will die one day; and they marry each other.
#10 If I ask you what time it is, please don’t make me do math…
I don’t care where you are from, how smart you are, how many degrees you have, or what your job is. There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who know immediately what time 21:00 hours is and me.
#12 When I say I’m ready, it’s more like a 5 minute warning because a mom has to do another 100 things before walking out the door!
There are two types of people: those who think “almost ready” means about to walk out the door and those who think “almost ready” means about to jump in the shower and they marry each other.
#13 I think I’ve used 1 roll of duct tape in 25 years…
There are two types of people: those who throw broken things in the garbage and those who are convinced they can fix anything with duct tape and they marry each other.
#17 LOL I used to put it under, but now I put it over. I actually really don’t care as long as my kids replace the roll!
There are two types of people: those who install the toilet paper “over,” and madmen. Scoundrels. Nothing more than rapscallions, thieves, and ruffians. Rascals. A scheming sort. Those who like to watch their loved ones suffer and cry. pic.twitter.com/9qmJM31D6g
— Arin Hanson, Arpeegees Wave 3 is OUT (@egoraptor) October 23, 2022
#18 Say it ain’t so, Millennials…
yall wanna talk about generational divides? i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks