Another week and and another round of funny and relatable tweets from parents!
Here are some of my favorite quips from this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1
My kids saw mail I received that was addressed to me as “Mr.” and then my 9yo asked “Why do you have a mister in front of your name? I didn’t know you were an important person.”
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) April 15, 2024
#2
My kindergartener experienced her first smart toilet on our vacation. Her reaction? “If it was really smart it would get a new job. I’d much rather be a sink.”
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 16, 2024
#3
If your name is Marco and you were in the dentist office waiting room this morning, just wanted to apologize for my three teenage daughters yelling, ‘Polo’ in unison after they called your name.
— The Angel 🖤 (@Angel_150913) April 16, 2024
#4
Our fave ice cream shop got robbed and my 9yo started bawling. I couldn’t understand why until she said “SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 18, 2024
#5
no one:
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 17, 2024
my 6yo at bedtime: what would happen if all your bones disappeared
#6
What wine pairs best with having a hormonal teenage daughter?
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 16, 2024
#7
My 6yo just asked if he could have an applesauce pouch "for normal reasons" so now I'm scared
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 18, 2024
#8
It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) April 18, 2024
#9
A random kid just knocked on my door because – he said and I quote “I smelled cake”. And I get him.
— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) April 19, 2024
#10
I did it! I washed, dried, and put away my laundry all within the same day.
— Math Teacher 🐝 (@MathTeacher1123) April 15, 2024
Someone clap.
#11
I mowed yesterday so now I'm sitting on my patio watching each and every rival dad around me come out to mow.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 13, 2024
#12
It should be illegal for an I to look like a lowercase L.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) April 14, 2024
-my 8yo the grammar police.
#13
Just saw an episode of Bluey called “The Sign” that blew Oppenheimer out of the water.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 15, 2024
#14
In case you’re wondering what it’s like to have a teen daughter, today I got blamed for the front door lock being “stupid”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 15, 2024
#15
Dropping a kid at a grandparent’s is like taking a car into the mechanic, you drop them because they’re driving you crazy and when you pick them up the grandparents are like: I don’t know what the problem is, your child is a perfect angel…for me
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 16, 2024
#16
My daughter is interviewing with an ice cream shop. I told her that when they ask if she has any questions, she should say “Yeah, can you give me the SCOOP on what it’s like to work here?”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 19, 2024
#17
Good morning to everyone except the parent in my 6yo's class who paid out ten dollars as the tooth fairy.
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) April 16, 2024
#18
I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I’m doing something like walking to the ice cream place.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 17, 2024
#19 You say YES!!
What do you say to this pic.twitter.com/Lt5CbIPiec
— James Glenos (@jamesglenos) April 12, 2024
#20 Too cute!!
Our kids are at a place where their idea of a prank is just leaving a note that says “you got pranked.” It’s really funny to me, and almost overwhelmingly harmless 😅 6 left this note on the TV in our bedroom. pic.twitter.com/DLIioH7S4b
— Joe (@joenahnah) April 13, 2024
