Another week and and another round of funny and relatable quips from parents!
Here are some of the ones that made me laugh this week.
Wishing you all a great weekend!
Janene
#1
My 9yo nephew just said, "Well, back in my day…" and I'm pretty sure you have to be at least 40 and older to start sentences like that.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) January 18, 2025
#2
My 7 yo informed me she has changed her dream job from “Doctor” to “Ice-Cream Lady”. Best decision she’s ever made.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) January 12, 2025
#3 From a teacher…
I trapped my finger in a door today and said it bruised quite badly. One of the 4 year olds in Reception said “don’t worry I’ll ring your mum’ I asked ‘what are you going to say to her’ and she replied ‘Miss has had an accident but she’s okay and doesn’t need to go home”
— Kenny koala (@kennykoalabear) January 16, 2025
😂
#4
No one:
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 13, 2025
My kid at bedtime: how many things are there in the world
#5
Just started an episode of 30 Rock and said to my 4-month old baby "this brand of comedy is important to this family so please pay attention."
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) January 13, 2025
#6
Cleaning your kids room will piss you off cause why is my Air Fryer in here.
— 🇨🇦ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ🇫🇷🇮🇹 (@kingtorc) January 15, 2025
#7
I’ve reached that age where I easily reach my daily step goal from just walking around looking for something I literally had in my hand just a second ago.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 16, 2025
#8
As soon as my 7-year-old got home from school, he took off his shirt and said, “Ahhhhh, fresh air in my armpits. That’s the good stuff.”
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) January 17, 2025
#9
Son: moms and aunts are sisters, right?
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) January 17, 2025
Me: Yes
S: Then why do aunts show up with Lego sets, cookie cake and Roblox gift cards, and moms just cook healthy meals and say no?
#10
Me: The 100th day of school is coming up so you have to dress like you’re 100.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 18, 2025
Daughter: Ok. Do you mind if I borrow something?
#11
When I was in elementary school, I won first place in three years of science fairs. When my daughter was in elementary school, I also won first place in three science fairs.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) January 15, 2025
#12
There is a shopping center nearby that has a Marshall’s, TJ Max, HomeGoods, and Chicken Salad Chick and let me tell you, my wife and I have never had a fight that I couldn’t fix by taking her there.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 18, 2025
#13
My kids just charged me $45 for a scoop of pretend ice cream, inflation is out of control.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 13, 2025
#14
My teenager has a new trick to strike absolute fear into my soul by, just for fun, reminding me how close she is to taking Driver's Ed and getting her Learner's Permit.
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) January 18, 2025
#15
my bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 15, 2025
#16
If your teen starts their sentence with “hypothetically speaking” you best sit down for this one.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 16, 2025
#17
My kid was today years old when he found out that soap also comes in solid bar form
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) January 18, 2025
#18
Me: I wish something of mine would go viral.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) January 17, 2025
*youngest comes home from school with the flu*
Me: Not like that.
#19
I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally but I’m freshly showered & in bed with clean sheets.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 16, 2025
#20
My 4yo was struggling to put his shorts on this morning. I went to help him, pulled the waistband up, and an alarm clock flew out the leg hole
— sarah (@sarahradz_) January 14, 2025