My daughter, a law school graduate, passer of the bar exam and full grown attorney just showed me her multivitamin she’s been taking for months. She said, “I think I misunderstood this.” It says for Women 50+ and she thought the 50+ meant 50+ vitamins in each pill.
#4 Perhaps not a good basis on which to have a child…
When my son was a newborn we went out to dinner and a woman stopped at our table all excited and said “I wasn’t going to have kids because I didn’t think I’d be able to go out, but you guys are out WITH your baby! So maybe I will!” and I sure hope she gave that some more thought.
Yesterday my 3yo asked if he could make me a coffee in the Keurig and he put half and half in and everything and tbh he made the best coffee I've ever had from that machine. Considered asking him to make me another this morning.
I asked my 3 y old what I should make for dinner tonight. She goes “ OOOOOH you should make steak & shrimp & green beans with bacon or can we go to red lobster.” MAAM! We are not rich. Get your boujie surf & turf outta here. 😂
Waiting in the coffee drive-thru line impatiently watching the driver in front of me chatting with the barista and my 12 y/o sighs and says, “C’mon, lady, she’s not your therapist, move along.” Never get between a middle school girl and her Frappuccino.
#20 The giant water bottle trend is hilariously out of hand (see video below!)
My daughter forgot her Stanley at home today. Please pray for her hydration as she braves the barren water fountain lined halls of middle school without it.