Today I’m sharing the very funny account “I Hide From My Kids”. Her tweets on marriage and parenting are honest and relatable and I think you guys will like them!
There were so many funny tweets to choose from I actually had a really hard time picking only 20.
But I’ve finally narrowed it down to my favorites here…enjoy!
Janene
#1 1983?? I’ve never felt so old in my life…
#2 I’d say that would be highly effective!
#3 Sounds about right! Why don’t husbands understand that sometimes you just have to move things around? No, we’re not out of pickles, they’re behind the milk…voilĂ !
#4 I have teens and young adults, so that game is over for me!
#5 LOL!! My daughter played only one season at 6 years old and refused to leave the sideline because she “didn’t want people watching her”.
#6 LOL…
#7 And if she then fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow, the transformation would be complete!
#8 Ha! We all know an overly chatty kid where this would come in handy…
#9 Totally understandable…
#10 Seriously…
#11 My mom used to cut a slit in our hot dogs and put cheddar cheese in the middle and bake it in the toaster and I thought it was the fanciest thing ever LOL…
#12 Gotta love kids!
#13 Hmm, now you have to explain how a mortgage works…
#14 LOL…
#15 Oooooh, I like that pizza math…
#16 Clearly she must be…
#17 Yup! I was glued to the TV watching that white Bronco on the freeway, right near where we lived, actually…
#18 I think that ingenuity deserves a cookie…
#19 Oh boy…
#20 But how cute that she watched all that time?? Baseball games are soooo long…
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